Nov 12, 2024.

My phlebotomist is a Stormtrooper. She misses every vein she aims for.

Flemeth's glowup will still always be so fucking funny to me like. Waiting for my cringefail daughter to leave with the virgin wardens so i can serve up cunt

uh Morrigan

"Why do I feel sick" my brother in christ you have a chronic illness

lavellan: “so the fade huh. thats cool”

solas: “are you attempting to…….,,.know me”

lavellan: “yeah kinda is there something wrong with that”

solas: “…”

solas: “i see you are a mage”

lavellan: “uh huh”

solas: “have you ever been dominated in the bedroom”

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts