My Housemate's Cat Came Into My Room While My Dictation Was On...

They didn't let Solas interact with Kieran in dai bc he'd smell the June on him and have a melt down thinking about their own parallels and also Kieran would doxx him on fantasy roblox by accident

Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

Please do cite the deep magic to me actually. I may have been there when it was written but I am very forgetful

if the Mourn Watch have a HR Manager I sincerely hope it is Vorgoth. at your yearly appraisal it simply stares at you and says YOU TAKE ANOTHER STEP TOWARDS YOUR INEVITABLE END AND THUS ANOTHER STEP UP THE PAYSCALE.

We call it kirkwall fashion

OKAY OKAY are you ready for it, my unhinged theory crafting

Eight remembered Evanuris, plus Fen’Harel

Eight disciples of Andraste (let’s take out Shartan since he’s clearly the Solas of the group and put Andraste herself in)

Eight guardians of the Veil, plus Fen’Harel

You see? A new era approaches. There had to be a sacrifice; Mythal, Andraste, and one of ours

(Mythal =Andraste theory is helped by the confirmation that it was Elgar’nan who betrayed her!! Just like Andraste was betrayed by Maferath, just like Flemeth was betrayed by her husband! The All-Mother tells the same story again and again! )

And like… the sword! The crown!

(I refuse to get better images it’s funnier like this)

And like

I don’t have a screenshot but Elgar’nan’s eclipse !! When he moves the Sun the sword appears again!

(His weird almost complete circle crown fits in here somehow, I’m still cooking)

But like whyyyyy

Why is someone repeating and repeating and repeating the story

Does it give you power?? The spirit of an idea, yes? The more people believe in the story the stronger it gets?? Maybe?

And they didn’t even get to my previous theory about the blood magic ritual in this game !! We didn’t even go to Ghilan’nain’s nasty nasty slime pools!

The LORE guys the Dragon Age lore!!