Pardon That Other Anon I Wouldn't Send You That Song I Promise

Speaking of chickens, went to a bird place in Cebu recently and found a rooster with the biggest set of naturals ever (he kept running away hence poor photo quality). Thought you would enjoy

He's breasting boobily all over the place, as is his right

am i crazy. crazy for feeling this way? about you... youre haunting my dreams, tearing my HEART at the seams... yes you do.... but every time i look around its YOUR love that i hope i found becauseeee.... your feet make me weak! when im dancing to the beat. have the tiny spark, in my tushy part, thats makes me jump about so i can sing and shout....! I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR TOES, I SMELL THEM PIGGIES, I SEE RAINBOWS. DONT GET ME STARTED ON YOUR CORNS AND BUNIONS, I DONT EVEN CARE THAT THEY STINK LIKE ONIONS. I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR TOES, I SMELL THEM PIGGIES, I SEE RAINBOWS. I SHUT MY EYES, AND BARELY SLEEP, BECAUSE YOUR HAIRY FEET MAKE MY HEART LEAP!!! 🎶💃🕺

I fear I cannot act my usual whimsy self in response to this because I have genuinely stared at this ask for the past ten minutes, trying to figure out how to process this.

Anon, I do dearly hope you have made it upon my notes entitled: 'Things to mention during my weekly therapy sessions'

Well played, original anon

- Cheese-munching anon

Can you both just find a separate room for this.

Is this what they call third-wheeling.

[ heyheyehy, would you happen to have a discord you'd like to share? the Morningstar fam has this half rp half random bs about our lives, casual server there, so lmk if you'd like to join! ]

Yeah! My username is @elirabilis, same as the one here. And I would love to join so thank you extending an invite!

Oy oy.... How goes it? Surviving?

Dearest anon, I have a singular week before I move to the Philippines and embrace communism with open arms. Things are getting certainly interesting!

(Really though I am very excited if that was not clear already.)

Yes I am but I'm also so incredibly forgetful and that "Sloob goober" ask was so out of character that I'm not sure if it was actually me

I am now keeping records of the asks I send you.

(-Original anon)

I wish thou the very best of luck in regards to this new archive!

What if i straight up bitted you. Nommed the skin and bones

...that'd be a little hot, I'd say for I am always truthful with my ano- [GUNSHOT]

did you survive the exams?

ANON I HAVE NOT EVEN STARTED YET, MY FIRST ONE IS TOMORROW AND THEN THE REST ARE ALL THROUGHOUT JUNE.

Mira husband?

Ola,

They feared me dead, but I haveth returned. Allow me to fill you in in your DMs. The two other husbands now Know, and thus you shall too.

AND NOW YOU DANCE UPON MY CORPSE???

I bite you ONE TIME, you are being so dramatic anon oh my father in hell

It wasn't even that hard! I swear!