Hoe Do You Do The Inwuiries

Heebies your jeebies

(- original anon)

Ermh, watch your manners, original anon!

We do not use such blasphemous language in this household!

Also as per your previous reaction to my intrusion, yes, i am ready for punishment

- Cheese-munching anon

Into the soup you go.

Bone apple teeth!

Ouch!!! Auhggg!!! You nip me?!!!

Don't play These games with me, Boy.

[Does a little jester dance]

Avast, joyous indeed

If only we were having an indepth conversation about transgender dog boys together right now, would make my day

Mira husband?

Ola,

They feared me dead, but I haveth returned. Allow me to fill you in in your DMs. The two other husbands now Know, and thus you shall too.

Since it is pride month, I would like to reveal that this anon was in fact me

Happy pride Miss Cock!

So what do you do if you meet a tranny guy and you take the pants off and its a pussy instead of a dick?

me personally?

mlem

I am grabbing you by the tongue as you do that

Indeed pa, that is a cat!

i feel like sending this to alot of my moots. Quite a few of them from rp communities are older than me however I am afraid of the responses so pspsps cmere look after this psppssp

Hah.. hah hah.. woah..

you’re a weird little freak. i wonder if i could hunt you for sport

now THIS is proper flirting

'Fake Mort fan' this, 'fake Mort fan' that.

Have you ever considered that it is 2am and I just finished a piece of work on electrochemistry? Ermh, perhaps you should!

am i crazy. crazy for feeling this way? about you... youre haunting my dreams, tearing my HEART at the seams... yes you do.... but every time i look around its YOUR love that i hope i found becauseeee.... your feet make me weak! when im dancing to the beat. have the tiny spark, in my tushy part, thats makes me jump about so i can sing and shout....! I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR TOES, I SMELL THEM PIGGIES, I SEE RAINBOWS. DONT GET ME STARTED ON YOUR CORNS AND BUNIONS, I DONT EVEN CARE THAT THEY STINK LIKE ONIONS. I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR TOES, I SMELL THEM PIGGIES, I SEE RAINBOWS. I SHUT MY EYES, AND BARELY SLEEP, BECAUSE YOUR HAIRY FEET MAKE MY HEART LEAP!!! 🎶💃🕺

I fear I cannot act my usual whimsy self in response to this because I have genuinely stared at this ask for the past ten minutes, trying to figure out how to process this.

Anon, I do dearly hope you have made it upon my notes entitled: 'Things to mention during my weekly therapy sessions'

HA! HAHAHA! I KNEW THAT ASK WAS OUT OF CHARACTER! Better luck next time with your impersonation, cheese-munching anon!! But for now...

I shall be watching closely.

- Original anon

Well then I guess you both can have your own separate tags then for Heaven's sake!

This feels like a bloody day-care now, honestly!