Hah.. Hah Hah.. Woah..

Cat update: his fat ass is now plonked on my lap

Pokes you. Baps you with my paw

I swear I disappear for months on end because life is getting the better of me and I come here on a distinct whim to get BAPPED within SECONDS OH MY GOD

..In any case..

[Lunges forward and nips hand]

did you survive the exams?

ANON I HAVE NOT EVEN STARTED YET, MY FIRST ONE IS TOMORROW AND THEN THE REST ARE ALL THROUGHOUT JUNE.

Good luck with the exams.

This means so much to me, beloved anon.

I do not exactly know how to respond to you in light of this, but thank you regardless - it certainly has been a journey.

Google Play search for E-Play free music software

What ever happened to people saying hello.

(Reference)

AND NOW YOU DANCE UPON MY CORPSE???

I bite you ONE TIME, you are being so dramatic anon oh my father in hell

It wasn't even that hard! I swear!

Great heavens, get that monstrosity away from me!

Begone! Begone, foul creature!

Sloob Goober

(- original anon)

Do not use such heretic vocabulary in my household, original anon . .

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

Number one rule of the internet is do not click on strange links people send you but goddamn the infinity cow part is tempting.

Chat, I fear I cannot last much longer.

Guh. Infinite number of cows . . save me . .

am i crazy. crazy for feeling this way? about you... youre haunting my dreams, tearing my HEART at the seams... yes you do.... but every time i look around its YOUR love that i hope i found becauseeee.... your feet make me weak! when im dancing to the beat. have the tiny spark, in my tushy part, thats makes me jump about so i can sing and shout....! I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR TOES, I SMELL THEM PIGGIES, I SEE RAINBOWS. DONT GET ME STARTED ON YOUR CORNS AND BUNIONS, I DONT EVEN CARE THAT THEY STINK LIKE ONIONS. I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR TOES, I SMELL THEM PIGGIES, I SEE RAINBOWS. I SHUT MY EYES, AND BARELY SLEEP, BECAUSE YOUR HAIRY FEET MAKE MY HEART LEAP!!! 🎶💃🕺

I fear I cannot act my usual whimsy self in response to this because I have genuinely stared at this ask for the past ten minutes, trying to figure out how to process this.

Anon, I do dearly hope you have made it upon my notes entitled: 'Things to mention during my weekly therapy sessions'

hoe do you do the inwuiries

Did you just call me a whore or are you asking me a question