What Do You Think Of Chop Chop Master Onion From Parappa The Rapper ?

I have a human sacrifice for you

What.

I mean I am intrigued but what. Please go ahead though. Thou have peaked mine interest!

Speaking of chickens, went to a bird place in Cebu recently and found a rooster with the biggest set of naturals ever (he kept running away hence poor photo quality). Thought you would enjoy

He's breasting boobily all over the place, as is his right

How doing

A incredible time to ask this, anon, I say in a not-mad-at-you-albeit-I-am-being-sarcastic-here

I was texting my mother and something she said cut a little too deep than it should have done (about my tone when replying to something she had said). I apologise, explain I have had a shit day

The shit day in question:

- I lost my nana on my birthday last Sunday and got told the day after

- Since then I have been a downright wreck and had to have the week off from volunteering. Today was also no exception. I felt awful the entirety of today, my sertraline is likely running overtime due to this

- My family at home do know that I have struggled with this news, but I don't think they realise how much more it can hurt when you are alone in this situation, isolated from everyone else. There is no community around me to help

- I contemplated calling my mother when I knew she would be awake for support and now that is no longer an option. I just cannot interact with her for a while, I need some space and so I lose a desperately-needed voice of support during all this (she is the only family member I really only speak to)

I have been so close to tears the entire day and this frankly tips it over the edge. I love her so much, I just wish I could speak to her right now

am i crazy. crazy for feeling this way? about you... youre haunting my dreams, tearing my HEART at the seams... yes you do.... but every time i look around its YOUR love that i hope i found becauseeee.... your feet make me weak! when im dancing to the beat. have the tiny spark, in my tushy part, thats makes me jump about so i can sing and shout....! I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR TOES, I SMELL THEM PIGGIES, I SEE RAINBOWS. DONT GET ME STARTED ON YOUR CORNS AND BUNIONS, I DONT EVEN CARE THAT THEY STINK LIKE ONIONS. I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR TOES, I SMELL THEM PIGGIES, I SEE RAINBOWS. I SHUT MY EYES, AND BARELY SLEEP, BECAUSE YOUR HAIRY FEET MAKE MY HEART LEAP!!! 🎶💃🕺

I fear I cannot act my usual whimsy self in response to this because I have genuinely stared at this ask for the past ten minutes, trying to figure out how to process this.

Anon, I do dearly hope you have made it upon my notes entitled: 'Things to mention during my weekly therapy sessions'

being boil alive! how delicious!

- cheese-munching anon

Cheese-munching anon I hope you find peace when boiling amongst the vegetables.

AND NOW YOU DANCE UPON MY CORPSE???

I bite you ONE TIME, you are being so dramatic anon oh my father in hell

It wasn't even that hard! I swear!

https://giphy.com/gifs/THDBkIhJ42uqjXxXAs

Can't attach gifs in anon asks. Have a bee.

Anon, I fear that my mobile is not suitable to access such a link right now, but fear not!

I shall access such presented bee upon my laptop as soon as I am able!

So.... Phillipines?

It is humid so bless my eczema to the stars and back.

Also homesickness goes hard here, it feels like such an extreme intensity of both depression and anxiety slammed into one.

Good news is that although my contract says I am to work/volunteer between 8am-5pm, no one is really allowed to do much with how strong the sun is (with some exceptions) until 4pm, so really I get to sleep until 4 which helps me feel less homesick.

WHERE IS WILL GRAHAM WHY HAS HIS COCK BEEN REMOVED AND SURGICALLY ADDED ONTO LESTAT DE LIONCOURT IS WILL GRAHAM OKAY WHEN WILL HE GET HIS COCK BACK

I'm transitioning !!!! New cock, new me.

Also as per your previous reaction to my intrusion, yes, i am ready for punishment

- Cheese-munching anon

Into the soup you go.

Bone apple teeth!