*He Just Blinks A Few Times, Before Holding Out A Clawed Hand (?) Towards This Samael.*

OFFERING REDUCED MUSIC COMMISSIONS!!

$30 for a 0-2 minute song!

$60 for 2-3!

$90 for 3+ minutes!

Hello, I'm Joan! I am a musician with both self training and classical training influences and just about two decades under my belt.

I got my start playing live instruments, many of which I consider myself excellent at now, and made the transition into digital music production about 9 years ago! I still live record as well.

MUSIC I CAN MAKE FOR YOU:

Theme songs for OCs!

Theme songs for DND sessions!

Theme songs for just about any story or idea you have!

Background/AFK/Intro & Outro music for streamers and youtubers!8-16 bit retro sounds for game projects!

Battle songs! Calm lofi! From breakcore and triphop to even classical!

And everything in-between!

Here is my KOFI for any support.

You can message me for any questions!

Anything helps! I am struggling to afford bills and food.

Speaking of chickens, went to a bird place in Cebu recently and found a rooster with the biggest set of naturals ever (he kept running away hence poor photo quality). Thought you would enjoy

He's breasting boobily all over the place, as is his right

Mira husband?

Ola,

They feared me dead, but I haveth returned. Allow me to fill you in in your DMs. The two other husbands now Know, and thus you shall too.

Cat update: his fat ass is now plonked on my lap

Pokes you. Baps you with my paw

I swear I disappear for months on end because life is getting the better of me and I come here on a distinct whim to get BAPPED within SECONDS OH MY GOD

..In any case..

[Lunges forward and nips hand]

What if i straight up bitted you. Nommed the skin and bones

...that'd be a little hot, I'd say for I am always truthful with my ano- [GUNSHOT]

WHY ARE YOU GETTING SO MANY ANONS

THAT MLEM WAS NOT ME

(- original anon)

Dear original anon,

It appears that we have an imposter among our midst. I am shivering in me timbers as we speak, I fear!

AND NOW YOU DANCE UPON MY CORPSE???

I bite you ONE TIME, you are being so dramatic anon oh my father in hell

It wasn't even that hard! I swear!

I need to start documenting which asks I send you because I don't know if that sloob goober was actually me or not

(- original anon, the forgetful bastard)

Art thou not signing off all your asks as original anon?

hoe do you do the inwuiries

Did you just call me a whore or are you asking me a question

Good luck with the exams.

This means so much to me, beloved anon.

I do not exactly know how to respond to you in light of this, but thank you regardless - it certainly has been a journey.