What If I Straight Up Bitted You. Nommed The Skin And Bones

You should listen to Sherlock & Co...... unless......you listen already....?

Anon . . Anon, I fear ye be too late . . For I haveth already been absorbed into the Sherlock & Co. rot.

I am email pals with John Watson. I am in their Patreon Discord AND, he says, AND I am Discord friends with *the* John Watson.

the black brothers! :D... (sobbing in the fetal position on the floor rn) i was listening to back to black whilst drawing this... i am so so sane about these two actually...

i made this as part of a tiktok but i am actually so impatient so u folks can have this early xx

'Fake Mort fan' this, 'fake Mort fan' that.

Have you ever considered that it is 2am and I just finished a piece of work on electrochemistry? Ermh, perhaps you should!

am i crazy. crazy for feeling this way? about you... youre haunting my dreams, tearing my HEART at the seams... yes you do.... but every time i look around its YOUR love that i hope i found becauseeee.... your feet make me weak! when im dancing to the beat. have the tiny spark, in my tushy part, thats makes me jump about so i can sing and shout....! I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR TOES, I SMELL THEM PIGGIES, I SEE RAINBOWS. DONT GET ME STARTED ON YOUR CORNS AND BUNIONS, I DONT EVEN CARE THAT THEY STINK LIKE ONIONS. I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR TOES, I SMELL THEM PIGGIES, I SEE RAINBOWS. I SHUT MY EYES, AND BARELY SLEEP, BECAUSE YOUR HAIRY FEET MAKE MY HEART LEAP!!! 🎶💃🕺

I fear I cannot act my usual whimsy self in response to this because I have genuinely stared at this ask for the past ten minutes, trying to figure out how to process this.

Anon, I do dearly hope you have made it upon my notes entitled: 'Things to mention during my weekly therapy sessions'

I WILL start crying, don't test me (positive)

Why hello there, Mira! It's wonderful to have you here, my dear. And there's one person who appreciates my - frankly - wondrous humour, thank Me.

I'd be beyond glad to welcome you to the family - what do you think, @chloe-decker-lapd?

Oh, and Hannibal, you say? Yes, well, a few of my other children have quite a fondness for that show too. One of them attempted to bring the cannibals back from Hell. I love you all, but please do not bring the cannibals back from Hell.

Feel free to talk about DnD all you want, though. We appreciate all hyperfixations and infodumps here.

By the way - wrong Brother, love. Jesus is wonderful, of course, but I'm rather partial to my own name.

Oy oy.... How goes it? Surviving?

Dearest anon, I have a singular week before I move to the Philippines and embrace communism with open arms. Things are getting certainly interesting!

(Really though I am very excited if that was not clear already.)

YOU GOT ADOPTED BY LUCIFER IN THE GOOD OMENS ROLEPLAY?!!! I'M IN THAT ROLEPLAY!!! SEVERAL TIMES!!!

original anon

I DID.

For some reason laptop Tumblr does not show that someone has responded to your ask so I only found out 20 minutes ago on my phone when I had to go and pick up a drug prescription

I was very happy! I have seen you about in the roleplay as well!

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Maybe finding out who anon was all along was a mistake.

AND NOW YOU DANCE UPON MY CORPSE???

I bite you ONE TIME, you are being so dramatic anon oh my father in hell

It wasn't even that hard! I swear!

Question: if cannibalism can be a metaphor for intense love, what can auto-cannibalism be?

within the specific parameters of cannibalism as a metaphor for (intense) love, autocannibalism would probably serve as a metaphor for isolation, loneliness, touch starvation and such. unfulfilled desire turned to desperation.

Hi have you listened to Yaelokre yet

No I have not