I Had To See This Shit So You Do Too

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So I work at a bakery

And we have cute lil decorated cookies

My coworkers found a new cookie cutter to use early this week

And um

D,,,do British people,,,not have air conditioning? The fuck do they do when it’s hot out? Cry and accept their fates??

Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

The tags are everything I know. I am sharing this with every single one to try and spread the word.

Me in my day job: Alright ma’am your total is 17 dollars, can I please have a name for the order?

Customer: Yes

Me:

Customer:

Me:

Customer:

Me: an. And what. What’s the name? For your order?

Customer: oh yeah- it’s *insert name idk like Alice*

My baby

Imagine, you’re eating a nice lil treat. A funky little strawberry napoleon from the bakery you work at.

You pick up a bit with your fork. You notice something off in one of the strawberries.

“But how can this be?” You ask. “I’m the one who made this, it should be just fine!”

Then you take a closer look.

It is your fork.

He definitely gets armor that looks like a corset though. That is not changing.

Me: Okay, my bbeg design for this character needs to have good armor, properly protecting them from attacks.

Also me:

Boobs. Show the boobs. The deepest V-neck to ever have graced this realm. Make him a whore.

I hope he gets a cane not only because representation and character design, but also he could use it to smack people(Chuuya) on the head at random

What in Soukoku is this

I need to know when this was created and if it is official because if it is and was created after the Meursault arc, there might be a good chance that Dazai may canoniclly get a cane.

My sewing machine broke today

I am once again reminded I am not a tinker fairy