Not Doomed By The Narrative But Saved By The Narrative. Yeah I Know You'd Rather Die Than Keep Suffering

Love local coffee shops. your “refugees are welcome here” sign goes really well with the one that says “bathrooms are for paying customers only”

can you take my white ass to funkytown

I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.

I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say "uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games"

Tip: you can microwave stale croissant for 15-20 seconds and it will become soft and warm and nice. Cut it open, put butter in it. Peace and love

Anyone wanna spread animal ears like a fungus together

when they put babies in little sleeping bags... petition to make the entire world colder... we need to stop global warming

I know.

you never know!

dude you are so interesting. but i hate how much stuff you do in private... (like i just thought of it) i actually have a spare room in my panopticon