HELP 💀

The eye twitch 😭

Today's Sigma is: ✌️✌️

AHHH I CANNOT WAIT TO READ CHALICE OF THE GODS

Gem is literally me

geminitay they could never make me hate you

I– I wish it was a Rickroll

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

LOUD reblogg

There are exactly two (2) things in this world you’re allowed to deadname

1. Twitter

2. The Gulf of Mexico

I would like to add:

"Peter Johnson's here"

"Actually I'm 24"

"I killed her sister"

"I cut off her head"

"I was thinking more like shoving Nancy into the nearest dumpster."

"is there a Greek god of disappointment?"

"Are you stalking me??"

"oh no. you’re coming with me sunshine."

"I'm sorry." *Annabeth proceeds to shove Percy into the water

PLEASE the one liners are killing me

I understand.

I completely understand.

percy being told that you burn what you'll miss the most and immediately burning his blue jelly beans to talk to his mom. i don't think anyone understands how much of a big deal this is to me

I imagine like a cartoon spring noise or smth

Guy does a funny trick on the beach

Remus Lupin ladies and gentlemen

I love grian 😭