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As a British person if you don't like tea I don't trust you icl

(Also the milk should always be added last)

quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

THERES SO MUCH TO UNPACK IN THIS CHAPTER BUT DAZAIS PANICKING SO WE SHOULD ALL BE PANICKING

ALSO

Fyodor is Jesus confirmed?

(It is I was a deciple)

AND WTF DOES THIS MEAN

Bro is an international treasure

This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

OK now I need someone to do a minecraft fanart of Alex rejecting Steve or some shit

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

I read that as "we should piss on the floor" 😭

We should piss on the poor

Happy Pride!

This is actually so real tbh

Genuine screenshot of my friend trying to get my attention while I'm not online

Just thought this was hilarious, and is definitely not a sign that I have a problem....

I just read the first proper Solangelo interaction in the Blood of Olympus and AHHHH they're so CUTEEE idc that they're arguing the whole time they're adorable and I love them

This is so niche and amazing and I love it so much

this is going to a very niche audience but if any marauders fan has read the shapeshifter series by ali sparkes, thoughts on an au???

remus as dax obv, sirius as gideon, james as barry (bc invisibility cloak??) and then maybe lily and marlene both taking on a mix of mia and lisa. peter as clive too i reckon. snape as spook (and then tie in his friendship with lily as spook's friendship/romantic interest in mia!!)

book 1 with dumbledore being the villain (as the og headmaster, i dont remember his name but the guy who charms people) then minnie (as the lovely french teacher) stepping in as headmistress (she might also have to take on owen's role too bc i cant think of who else could tbh)

OR poppy being owen because the bond she and remus have is so perfect as owen and dax, then have minnie take on the role that tyrone has in one of the later books

then book 2 bringing in regulus as luke and he and james bond over the fact sirius is too busy with family member 3 (i was thinking maybe bellatrix as catherine even though theyre cousins not siblings, but she gives the vibes yk)

i could 100% write this once i finish my current wips and include all six books plus the spinoff series unleashed. if yall wanna know more please say i could talk about it forever

None pizza left beef.