I Watched This From Jimmy's Perspective Then Decided To Watch Grians JUST To See This Moment

Taskmaster and obey me is smth I would pay to see

The only thing keeping me going rn is the fact that he's gonna die one day and I am going to get to witness that

you have to outlive donald trump

Bro is an international treasure

This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

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Guys I've been stuck on the undyne fight for like a month I'm actually going crazy

I have heard that having skin and no more than one or two eyeballs can help, I'm only a beginner though

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

Sigma was so us in this chapter

Every time I fumble with my phone charger I just think about the fact that Sherlock Holmes would think I'm an alcoholic

I get it.

idk how to explain this but the left image feels like apollo and the right image helios

The Church's new mascot: Enby anime Lucifer

so you're telling me that the Catholics have a new mascot that's a cute anime-style blue-eyed teal-haired anime (girl(???) or boy, possibly???) and her name is Luce? As in latin for light, so they're a bearer of light? like... Lucifer? Okay.

OK now I need someone to do a minecraft fanart of Alex rejecting Steve or some shit

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”