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Paul: 'im not the Messiah!'

Stilgar: 'that sounds like something the Messiah would say!'

first two episodes were iconic, Percy is a sassy little nightmare as he should be

I'm already so much more committed than I ever was for the movies, it's almost like letting the authors write the shows helps it stay true to the source material

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS (2023-)

I have a whole set of glass animals! I started picking them up at Whipsnade (an amazing zoo, it's connected to London Zoo and does awesome conservation work), and now whenever I go abroad I try to find one. My current favourites are my scottish Highland Cow and my sea lions.

if you don’t have @ least one collection of specific items i literally have nothing more to say to you. we will never relate to each other. however, you cool ass motherfuckers who do collect @ least one type of thing, reblog this post and say what that thing is. i’ll go first: clown dolls and good luck charms

it’s really august huh… like 8 whole months have passed……….. disgusting

I’ve recently seen the idea of Jaskier being incredibly skilled with a dagger/sword/bow etc. becoming more popular and I am very excited

Basically he’s multiclassing as a bard/rogue and he’s damn good at it.

Years of learning every instrument and song he came across and talking his way into and out of trouble lent him to quick hands and an even quicker tongue

Subsequently years of getting too drunk at shady bars and fucking noblemens wives, sons, daughters, have led to him picking up a few... necessary skills for his survival

Be that knowing where to punch a man to make him fall or how much power to put behind a dagger so it finds purchase in a pursuers gut, he was no damsel

But sometimes it was nice to not have to always watch your back, to not always have to sit facing the door and sleep close to the window, so when Geralt came along, he made some assumptions, and it wasn’t Jaskiers job to correct him, so he let the Witcher do what he did best, no not kill monsters, he let him protect.

I'm still processing how fucking funny it was to watch the Crows run around during the events of Shadow and Bone. Like on the one hand they accomplished pretty much NOTHING they set out to accomplish and every single one of their plans went horribly awry, but on the other hand??? They snuck into the little palace? Inej killed TWO Inferni? They carjacked the Darkling? Jesper went up against a heartrender who had on a bullet-proof kefta with a gun and won? The Darkling tried to use the cut on Kaz and he got out of it with what was basically a magic trick? They snuck onto the skiff? Inej STABBED the Darkling? Kaz fought off a fricking Volcra with his CANE? Accomplishing nothing but with STUNNING proficiency. And at the end Alina's just like "gotta appreciate the effort, fam. Have these priceless jewels and go back to being crime lords in Ketterdam, please."

yeah

hello yes I saw the text message and how he immediately ran to Hong Kong and I was like ‘boyfriends???? Pls???? Space boyfriends???’ AND THEN THEY WERE HUSBANDS HA I GUESSED IT (this is the only thing I’ve ever guessed correctly)

Sometimes family is a gay astronaut, his husband the ex-police, and the lesbian backpacker who's tagging along with them

Okay queen!!!