Written Twelve And A Bit Pages Of Fiction And Have Failed To Finish One Four Page Report Oops

okay but imagine everything that could've been avoided if Paul and feyd had just done this, it's not like Paul or Leto Jr. (Leto II? no idea) actually cared about their political marriages anyway

The Bene Gesserit: All these years of careful planning wasted. The Duke's child was meant to be a girl and marry Feyd-Ruatha, uniting the Houses of Harkonnen and Atriedes.

Feyd: yeah but like where's the problem?

Bene Gesserit:

Feyd: I mean I'm not gay but I'll fuck him if that will keep you all quiet for five minutes.

Paul:

Shadow and Bone season 1 but it’s just memes

I finally got around to watching the rest of good omens!!!! It was absolutely brilliant I really loved it.

Thoughts on the show vs. the book:

I am very glad Pepper still got a sword

Adam was creepier than I remember him being in the book

I really loved Anathema! Especially when she burns the second prophecy book

I miss the second set of the horseman of the apocalypse :-(

I really liked Gabriel! It was really interesting seeing the parallels between heaven and hell and how much more similar to each other they are compared to the humans

Yeah in conclusion it was great and I love all the characters but especially Pepper

Anathema introducing herself

Interstellar Overdrive

A Tess x Joel bodyguard/boss AU set in the 1970s whew

His fingertips brushed through the curtain of hair hanging to her waist. Dressing like a goddamn hippie with motivations that were resolutely square. A capitalist muckety-muck playing dress-ups with the beautiful people. Tess had some goddamn nerve and he wanted every last piece of her, Duke’s warnings be damned.

Because Duke was right – he’d never met anyone like her before. And maybe by getting a little closer he could unravel the enigma, because he’d meant what he’d told Duke – one woman was, essentially, the same as another. There were a finite number of parts people could play. And she was just playing one of them, concealing it a little better than most.

Tess whispered again in his ear: “You answer to me, now.”

Chapter One now on AO3! HNY!

i am making garlic bread for dinner and this is what I’m going to look like

garlic bread.

Just be a rock.

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert

Me, a British person watching the US election right now:

I've recently started uni and this is exactly how we've all made friends