Results Of This Btw: Went To Write Something For The Codywan First Kiss Bingo, Ended Up With Several

Interstellar Overdrive

A Tess x Joel bodyguard/boss AU set in the 1970s whew

His fingertips brushed through the curtain of hair hanging to her waist. Dressing like a goddamn hippie with motivations that were resolutely square. A capitalist muckety-muck playing dress-ups with the beautiful people. Tess had some goddamn nerve and he wanted every last piece of her, Duke’s warnings be damned.

Because Duke was right – he’d never met anyone like her before. And maybe by getting a little closer he could unravel the enigma, because he’d meant what he’d told Duke – one woman was, essentially, the same as another. There were a finite number of parts people could play. And she was just playing one of them, concealing it a little better than most.

Tess whispered again in his ear: “You answer to me, now.”

Chapter One now on AO3! HNY!

yeah

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE 2022, dir. Dan Kwan, Daniel Scheinert

wagnetic gets it

Me, a British person watching the US election right now:

the two keys pieces of information for a crush: their height and their sexuality

Strong bond

(via)

Just be a rock.

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert

here's the thing I generally love living in a coastal city, the Mediterranean is gorgeous

HOWEVER sometimes we get weeks of humidity and it's actually awful, especially as we don't have ac :( the trams in particular are... unpleasant

for WHY must it be warm and humid outside

i feel fucking STICKY

joel you fucking liar that is your child (apologies to everyone who follows me and now gets to deal with tlou spam for the foreseeable future)

THE LAST OF US TV show 1.06 “Kin” | video game