“But If You Forget To Reblog Madame Zeroni, You And Your Family Will Be Cursed For Always And Eternity.”

Sometimes I remember that "I'm so fucking normal right now" is a line from disco elysium. like that's such a sentence from a tumblr post to me but no. harry du bois said that. out loud. he would do numbers on here

i really do think eyebags are gorgeous btw. they're like the wings of an unwanted and unloved but strangely beautiful angel named insomnia.

"Remember; One well-placed round is enough to decomission most Replika units." (Thank you, Beobachterin.) (I'm so sorry Maus.) (I love you.) (...)

SOME MAUS ANGST FOR THE SOUL.. Bloodless version also:

i've sketched like 3 different versions of this before and i'm finally happy with this final piece :D, i tried out a new method for rendering and (personally) i think it FUCKS so im gonna keep doing it. enjoy <3, prolly gonna draw some Eules/Kugel next or maybe Falke

we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women

If you see this on your dash, it’s too late

((Reblog or Halloween won’t be celebrated. If you reblog this in 50 seconds, you’ll have the best Halloween and be blessed by the spoopy skeleton gods.))

((This skeleton will also break all chain mail or reblog or die posts and you’ll live a happy life.))

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

I took this picture at my old house at least 8 years ago when we were about to leave to the store and someone had backed up a couple times and made these perfect two hearts and my mom stopped the car before driving over them so I could take a picture and I dont know how you could ever do that again if you tried but this is one of the most important photos to me I have ever taken