It's Cute 🥰

I'll give this much to Americans: we really are impossible to satirize.

https://x.com/StrangerJosh11/status/1856410822983201030

It’s dire out here

if someone told me my blood smelled and tasted good i would be over the moon. this is on account of my nature

Yes

Whoever reblogs this will get a drawing based on their icon

I’ve hit an art block I need inspiration

Edit: please bear with me it might take a lil while

I’m here to remind you to hydrate and smile! I hope September treats you well and that you have a sweet sweeeet day today☁️ oh also, I’m proud of you for doing your best it’s good enough

Thank you for this

so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it

so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this

Bubbline with some bubbles

quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

red blood cell girl bringing you oxygen on a cute little platter and then curtseying