You Can't Change The Past, So Focus On Making A Great Future.

gulls are proof that a) there is a god and b) that god enjoys the pain and suffering of birders

lighting a cigarette off the rim of my guardian angel's halo and they have to watch and let me shorten my lifespan by smoking it even though they're assigned to protect me from harm. because of free will.

new reaction image

Sometimes I remember that "I'm so fucking normal right now" is a line from disco elysium. like that's such a sentence from a tumblr post to me but no. harry du bois said that. out loud. he would do numbers on here

my manager just asked me what my hobbies are outside of work and i cannot accurately describe how surreal it was. it was like being asked by the guy who locked you in the dungeon if you used to do anything fun before they locked you in the dungeon.

it’ll all be over soon

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

is this being alone?  i don’t think i’m alone.  i don’t think i’m anything.  i want to be alone.  how do you be alone?  someone please [cut off]

*vibrates at a frequency to shatter glass*