Knic_toons

i’m mourning something i can’t express.  you could never understand the complexity of how i feel.

William P. Welsh - Burlesque Queen (1941)

When I grow up I wanna be upper middle class.

NEW FISH JUST DROPPED

Yeet

that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Safety tips #6: It watches over you.  It looms in the distance.  It keeps its eye on you.  It’s never out of sight, nor out of mind.  It’s always in earshot.  It’s always watching.  It’s always listening.  Its movies are unclear.  Its movements are unpredictable.  It doesn’t seem to like you very much.

why has ‘this looks like a renaissance painting’ become such a common phrase on the internet to describe momentous, dramatically lit images that are brimming with pathos when the word they mean to say is ‘baroque’