Fantasy-ass Collection Of Facts:

I can't help but remember how last year they really fumbled the airdate with Tango Tangle. It should've been THE Valentine's day episode. Instead it comes out a near two weeks later.

Instead on Valentine's Day we got Pet the Rock where Patrick has a pet rock and Slappy is on a dog leash. This is it. True romance😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

wow lol 5 years ago i was donating to ppl like all the time and yet here i am lmao the one who needs the donating too, thanks facebook memories for reminding me of when my life wasnt shit lmao 

anyway if u wanna help a down on her luck black lesbian not be homeless in two months, i have a paypal sailorsylvie@gmail.com, a cashapp $sailorsylvie, and a gofundme set up for me to convert a van into a tiny home https://www.gofundme.com/help-serena-beat-housing-insecurity-and-get-a-van&rcid=r01-155188322958-07bb3ceca6894734&pc=ot_co_campmgmt_w

i also have an amazon wishlist to help me get stuff for in the van like insulation, a bed, and a sink area! http://a.co/h7jIzBl

Woah

This is my cat, Brigitte.

24 hours after I brought her home, I got a mindblowing job offer.  Since I adopted her nine years ago, my life has become an amusement park.  She has brought me good luck ever since I took her into my home.

I’m telling you, there’s something about this animal.  Good fortune follows her everywhere.

I don’t want to be selfish.  I have everything I need and then some.  So, I’m sharing her with you.

Reblog Brigitte and you’ll receive fantastic news in the next 24 hours.

And when you do, please remember to help your local SPCA and support them in the difficult work they do for wonder animals like Brigitte.  Any donation helps your SPCA, even if it’s just five bucks.

Kitties like Brigitte are counting on you to give back when they bring you good luck.

Thanks, and congratulations on your good news!

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Yeet

Do you remember that post with Cinderella where her dress changes to the color of your blog?

Have some Shadow. Reblog him and see how he will look with colors of your blog.

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I'll give this much to Americans: we really are impossible to satirize.