Slider, After Mav Pisses Him Off Yet Again: The Only Thing Keeping Me From Running Away And Hiding From

YAY COMBINATION OF MY TWO HYPERFIXTATIONS!!!!

but in full honesty, Mav and Goose would be KILLER during gymnastics.

(in my heart tho i want them all to be on the mens beach volleyball team)

olympics au because it’s been the only thing i’ve been watching the past week !! 🥇

goosemav as gymnasts, ice as a swimmer and slider as a beach volleyball player :)

*The squad is playing a team sport* Slider: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Mav? Ice: Have you ever played a game with Mav? Slider: No… Ice: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? *Meanwhile, on the other side of the field* Mav, chasing Goose: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

that’s the only thing i gathered from the movie btw

RIP Val Kilmer 💔

Mav: Bad news—Goose locked themself outside of their own house. Mav: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith. Mav: Bad news—Slider finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys. Mav: Good news—a cute guy saw me do it. Mav: Bad news—it was Ice, and since they’ve already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, they’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. They know.

bradly is the fucking definition of a Nepo baby. His nepo-baby-ness puts all the other nepo babies to shame

they hate me cuz my daddy is rich

My precious Jewish-Russian boychik

(It ain’t my favorite thing I’ve ever drawn, but here have it)

At 7:06 is gonna be all of us in March.

(Was just watching this today and when I saw it I started laughing way too much).

I feel like Ice would have no moral code when it comes to Thanksgiving shopping. He would (and probably has) gotten into a fistfight with an elderly woman over the last can of pumpkin. There is nothing that will come in between Ice and the ingredients to his Babushka's recipes.

Mav does not give a single shit about thanksgiving food.

uhhhh i think it may be time to do an about me?? Maybe?? Idk.

Anyway, Hi, it's nice to meet all of ya'll, my name is Ali.

I am female yippie

uhh I'm in college so i tend to be studying A LOT. (I'm currently working on a Major in Aerospace engineering, and i'm hoping to go into a career in test flight engineering :)

I LOVE LOVE LOVE Top gun, as evident by my posts, but I also like Sherlock (All forms: BBC, ACD, etc), Merlin, Newsies, PJO, and Dead Poet Society.

I also Like to Bake fancy shit, so i may post some of that eventually.

I'm also gay. so yeah.

(Also @theseuschats is my irl bestie so if you like Partkour civilization shit or just pretty writing, go check him out)