Just Give Me 20 To 40 Minutes To Think On It And I Can Come Up With The Most Passably Human Sentences

just give me 20 to 40 minutes to think on it and i can come up with the most passably human sentences you've ever heard so help me god

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ememinemem
1 year ago
This Is For A Part-time Job As A Barista

this is for a part-time job as a barista

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ememinemem
2 months ago

The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose

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ememinemem
1 year ago

How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane

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ememinemem
10 months ago
Somebody Help Me
Somebody Help Me

somebody help me

Somebody Help Me
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i have no mouth and i must scream TEDPREG ted ihnmaims am ihnmaims
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ememinemem
2 years ago

how does this shit work

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ememinemem
1 year ago

bemoaning is such a good word yeah i be moaning

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ememinemem
10 months ago
tumblr post by hgsn-moved that says "sometimes you have to be a bit mentally ill to get mentally well so if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth is what gets you to brush your teeth well grab that toothbrush dattebayo."
anonymous ask that says "what do u think happens after u die?" yanderechild-archive has responded "naruto shakes your hand and says good job."
tiktok text that says "thinking [about] the time my sister was fighting [with] her cheating [boyfriend] and told him 'naruto would hate you' and he cried."
tumblr post by masashikishimoto-blog that says "Hello, if you are ever sad, just look up and picture Naruto telling you to believe in yourself.. Because you are strong, live on and dream big." attached is an image of someone pumping their fist in the air, with naruto visible giving a thumbs up in the sky.

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ememinemem
1 year ago

love women btw. absolutely fantastic stuff. keep it up women

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ememinemem
1 month ago

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

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ememinemem
1 year ago

Women with swords. You agree. Reblog.

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