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Camila and Darius are co parenting Hunter and he is living his best life with his family thank you for coming to my tedtalk

the church of england was literally started because henry viii, a man who cheated on his wife multiple times and had at least one child with one of the women he cheated on her with, wanted a divorce that the catholic church wouldn’t give him.

you are the last people who should be saying anything about the sanctity of marriage, you absolute clowns 💀💀💀

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I don’t think enough people recognize the fact that Luz would ABSOLUTELY be friends with these two if she gave them the chance.

we've done it again folks

Love the idea that in universe fanon changes the way the Minecraft people look. Doc wakes up in crocs one day, nods, smiles, and carries on. He's a little less reserved when he wakes up a quadruped, but it's kind of cool.

Jimmy, meanwhile, wakes up with fledgling wings after Last life. They take a while to fledge, and he thinks the colour might change. The whims of the universe are odd, after all. No. He wakes after Double life with the bright yellow feathers that had grown in throughout the sessions, and sobs for the soulmate he lost. No longer does he hear whispers across worlds. No, now he can tell before someone dies. Never enough to prevent it, only enough for it to hurt. He sees Tango again and tastes death on his soul fire hair.

Some people change by their dream. Gem, for instance, is equally comfortable with horns and hooves or with butterfly wings.

Grian sobs as his wings, once a relief, brightly coloured and so, so different to the monochrome of the downside up, give way once more to purples. Tears fall from a thousand eyes forced open, watching.

Joe is delighted when, for a brief month, he sees through rainbow eyes. They fade, but turn up on Tuesdays and Rain days.

Cleo sighs the first time her arm falls off, and searches for Grian for sewing advice, remembering a disconcerting era of plastic eyes and floppy bodies.

Some folk barely notice. What's the difference between being something that looks like a normal guy but isn't, and being a normal guy? Aesthetically, not much. Sometimes, they can't tell until they smile and people flinch, until they take their helmet off and choke, until the disguise they painted for themself refuses to come off.

Zedaph, comfortably a sheep, wakes up in bed disoriented after a particularly surprising shrieker stack. The potential consequence of a shock to prey animals hadn't occured to him before... It would make a great Zedvancement.

Congratulations on desert duo stream everyone. This was literally a blast for me.

My favorite interactions and quotes:

Grian: Only 200 Christmas sweaters left.

Scar: Seriously???? I hope I will get my sweater.

Grian: Me too, because then I'll be furious.

Scar: Yes!! I really want to wear this sweater for Christmas.

Grian: If yours doesn't come, I'll send you mine.

Scar: I will spend the entire Christmas Eve in this sweater.

Grian: Oh me too. Scar, Scar, Scar, we can take a photo when we are wearing the sweaters, take the same poses and then I will photoshop us together as a family photo.

Scar: ooh, it sounds amazing!

Grian: before you logged off, here. /throws deputy badge/ you are my favorite deputy.

Thank them for all of serotonin, they are so sweat to each other.