Any German Born After 1870 Can’t Administrate… All They Know Is Bruderkrieg , Charge They Tanks,

any german born after 1870 can’t administrate… all they know is bruderkrieg , charge they tanks, kesselschlacht, be bisexual , eat hot döner & lie

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2 months ago

Being an alienstager who pronounces Mizi as "mitsi" and Ivan as "ee-vAn"

Being An Alienstager Who Pronounces Mizi As "mitsi" And Ivan As "ee-vAn"

(Edit: I'm just as lost as anybody alse when it comes to the "right pronounciation", but I think it's cool that so many of us say their names differently depending on linguistic influences and stuff!!)


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2 months ago

𝙰 𝙼𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚂𝚞𝚊 𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚢 𝚖𝚎

𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚢𝚜́ 𝚙𝚘𝚕𝚜𝚌𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚒 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚗 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚎?

𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚃𝚞𝚋𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚕 𝚒𝚏 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎

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𝙼𝚒𝚣𝚒 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚂𝚞𝚊 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍𝚜 ✩

𝙰 𝙼𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚂𝚞𝚊 𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚢 𝚖𝚎
𝙰 𝙼𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚂𝚞𝚊 𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚢 𝚖𝚎
𝙰 𝙼𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚂𝚞𝚊 𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚢 𝚖𝚎

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2 weeks ago

Your art is horrifying (affectionate)

mykola big balls art

Mykola Big Balls Art
Mykola Big Balls Art

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2 months ago

𝙶𝚞𝚢𝚜, 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝙸 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐...

𝙶𝚞𝚢𝚜, 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝙸 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎

𝙸𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚊𝚠𝚔𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚍!


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2 months ago
That Artblcok Is Insane Guys Idk If I Live...

that artblcok is insane guys idk if I live...

2 months ago

Yessss, I'll forever be a Mesmer Jr. glazer

i’ve always been a mesmer jr defender and I think her anecdote would convert even her staunchest hater into one as well. getting a more in depth glimpse into her psyche and seeing in detail the amount of trauma and pressure that was forced upon her by the adults in her life from such a young age and seeing how much of her current cold detachment from emotion is just a defense mechanism from this upbringing…💔💔💔

mesmer jr my girl one day u WILL live life for urself and be freed from ur shackles. I’ll sneak into bluepoch’s writing room and write it myself if I have to


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2 weeks ago

𝙼𝚢 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚞𝚙 𝚘𝚏 𝙻𝚞𝚔𝚊'𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙷𝚢𝚞𝚗𝚊'𝚜 𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝙼𝚢 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝

𝙰𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚘 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚢𝚝 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚕

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𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝙻𝚞𝚔𝚊 𝚊𝚛𝚝 💛

𝚅𝚎𝚒𝚕 𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍

𝙼𝚢 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚞𝚙 𝚘𝚏 𝙻𝚞𝚔𝚊'𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙷𝚢𝚞𝚗𝚊'𝚜

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2 months ago
Mizisua... The Watering Down Of Your Relationship Into Just The "healthy Wlw Couple" Plagues Me... I

Mizisua... the watering down of your relationship into just the "healthy wlw couple" plagues me... I can see the mutual love and devotion, but I also see the unhealthy levels of codependency, the one-sided layers of deceit made with good intentions, how one person is innocent in part due to those lies of omission while the other craves the naivety they will upon the other. Perhaps ignorance is bliss, but reality will always come knocking at the door; wouldn't it have been better to have had time to prepare yourself? Can you really be mad at her for wanting you both to stay in Eden for as long as possible? Your relationship is so very interesting, and by God, is it not healthy.


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2 months ago

That was me, actually

Don’t feel bad if you’re sensitive to negative feedback because apparently after one particular bad review Hans Christian Andersen was found just sobbing while lying face down in the dirt

2 months ago
Every Alien Stage Couple Finally Gets A Duet Together

every alien stage couple finally gets a duet together

sorry for the really shitty quality


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