TSC Characters As Tweets I’ve Liked - 1

jace being simon’s defender/guard dog will never not be funny to me:

1. we have all of cofa, especially that scene where him and jordan argue and he’s like uh i can protect him all by myself tysm

2. “i could have killed you” “i would have let you”

3. cog when jace tried breaking simon out of prison

4. tftsa when jace visits to train him/check up on him

5. in the land i lost where he’s like simon did just fine when lily tells alec that simon didn’t bite him right

6. in tlbotw when simon wants to go home

7. when jace threatens asmodeus to back off from simon in cohf

and most of these were because of clary initially but we all know the rest are because simon is jace’s only real non-family/gf friend lmao

i really hope we get scene where jace finally admits that he cares about simon or at least considers simon a close friend in the kickstarter books or even the black volume of the dead or something bc it’s just so amusing

LIKE ALINE THINKING JACE WAS IN LOVE WITH SIMON!! that was comedy gold.

i love jimon goodbye

EXACTLYYYYYYY. Jimon is for LIFERSSSS. I’m glad I have other people who throughly enjoyed Jace and Simons ‘friendship’ as much as I do!! I always thought it was underrated in the fandom.

I’m a truther that Simon was Jace’s best friend in a sense (Alec is like his brother, his parabatai there on a whole other level than best friendship I fear)

Also Jace constantly calling Simon “his” or “our” whenever someone tried to kidnap… STAND UP JACE HERONDALE!! Also when Jace said he enjoyed it when Simon bit him😭😭 TOO FUNNY.

Also, from what is implied, the only TMI gang members that survive in Thule ARE Simon and Jace!! “I’ll kill you jace herondale” - Thule Simon. When I say I need ANGST when these two meet again? Exactly. I will NOT be satisfied unless Thule!Simon is the one to kill Jace, that’s all I want in TWP!

TYSM FOR THE ASK!!!!!!! Jimon is one the best friendships in TSC exactly 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I just have to ask. Are the divergent books worth reading? Theres so much hype about it so i got the first book and tris is so annoying. She's so typical: "I'm so small and everyone underestimates me" "I love you but I'm not supposed to" "my friends are all jealous of me".. Gurl if you dont stfu i swear. I've read the first one, does it get better? And its written in first person. Do i have to deal with her annoying commentary for the whole series or is there some other perspective? Its not just that steriotype. I liked clary in tmi because she had those steriotypes but they didn't make up her entire character. I liked izzy in -"the exsct opposite of okay" because of the same reasons. But with tris, that's pretty much the only character she has. I keep expecting her to do something even slightly unpredictable and she never does... Just wanted to ask the community if the other books are better than the first one.

-Simon and Maryse cooking on family nights

-Maia being a mom friend

MY TMI GANG HEAD CANNONS

- Alec can, will, and has forged Mayrse's signature, to bail Jace and Izzy out of trouble, with the clave.

- When Jia was consul, she always has them file two reports, one for records and legal purposes, and one with what actually happened, cause you know they 'smudged' the truth a little (a Lot.)

- Simon as a toddler was the type to put anything he could reach in his mouth, rocks, mud, bugs, he'd tried to lick a lit candle at least once.

- Clary was and ankle bitter 100%- much to Luke's amusement.

- Mayrse and Simon have the same coffee order - and and Amazing son-mother-in-law relationship.

- Clary Izzy and Magnus regularly have sleepovers and just rant about their boyfriends all night, and walk out with amazing manacures...Alec is not allowed in the loft during these.

- Alec and Magnus have a ranking of who they can ask to babysit Max and Rafe...it's based one how likely they are to give their toddler/baby deadly weapons and magical ideas, Jace and Izzy are towards the Bottom.

- Simon is either the best with baby/house sitting...or they place is in fire in 1/2 hour...there is no in between.

- Simon is the only one of them who can actually cook worth his ass...and no Magnus, elabrote meals summoned from around the world don't count.

- Alec is low-key a pyromaniac.

- They all have rotations to make sure that no of them are alone a night, cause they all have nightmares.

- one of them definitely has a very detailed kill list ..very detailed...and elaborate

- Simon takes April fools very serious...no one knows how he does it...but there all extra nice to him towards the end of March.

- Izzy and Magnus have drilled a fashion sense into everyone they regluarly interact with.

- Jace and Simon are both polygots and often have arguments switching between several languages...Alec has giving up trying to understand, and Magnus laughs his ass off, at his frustration.

- Izzy has is the type to fake a different accent everytime she order...much to the confusion of the barista at Java's.

- Eric named the band The Mortal Instruments...not Simon.

- Raziel killed George to get back at Simon.

- Raziel has watched the gang because he know if someone doesn't ...there gonna fuck up the world

-Simon absolutely despises angels...and low-key thinks Azazel was a Vibe... Clary thinks it's whatever...the Lightwoods are very concerned

- Alec has set off fireworks on the institute roof once..he never got caught

- Magnus gets a tattoo of their intials..after they all pass

- Sizzy has an open relationship for sex..but not dating...they also have a mission to sleep their way through New Yorks age appropriate shadowworld population.

- Simon know way to many people...like way to many people.

- after watching Spiderman No Way Home..they all just kinda clung to Simon..it hit too close to home.

- They all tease Jace over the fact that he's the only one to never meet Raziel despite the fact that his the reason he was summoned twice now.

- Jace is ridiculously vanilla....Clary is less.

when tf did i become a jimon shipper

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My favourite piece of fan art ever.

Loving every version of him♥️

TDA fancast part III

Ty - Eren Guvercin

THIS DIVA. I saw him and went to heaven. ABSOLUTE PERFECTION, you don't even know how hard it is for me to make a KitTy fancast cause I always imagine them like absolute angels and Eren IS one

Kit - Walker Scobell

LISTEN Walker would act the fuck out of it cause Kit and Percy are LITERALLY THE SAME PERSON

Dru - Barbie Ferreira

We been knew. This IS her. Period. The end. That's it. AMEN.

Ash - Bjorn Andresen

I know, he's a grandpa now but when he was a kid - perfect Ash at the age of 12 😭

In my heart Isabelle is 6’0 and Simon is 5’11😔😔

Simon IS shorter than isabelle okay I DONT CARREEE ABOUT WHAT THEIR WIKI FANDOM PAGE SAYS SIMON IS A SHORT KING A MALEWIFE IF YOU WILL AND ISABELLE IS A TALL ICON

can we all just collectively agree that simon lewis went through so much shit? (like so much shit). like bro got turned down by his long-time crush, got kidnapped as a rat, turned into a vampire, became a daylighter, was always on the run from someone trying to kill him, got the fucking mark of cain (!!!), had to face a full-on angel, got sent to hell and on top of that lost all his memories of everyone he loved. DUDE DESERVES A STANDING OVATION.

I have the urge to mix my two favourite fandoms so here are some shadowhunters as stranger things characters

Clary:

-She is constantly confused

-Love triangle

Jace:

-Was a huge dick in the beginning

-Hot asf

Simon:

Ok in circumstance and character:

-Constantly being chased by literally everyone and everything

-Doesn't know wtf is happening but just goes with it anyway

-Gigantic nerd

-Band.

But also in personality:

Valentine:

-Do I really have to explain this one?

Jonathan:

-.

But also very much

Alec:

Yeah

Literally the entire Clave: