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Why would kit ever speak to simon about school? random ass shit 😂
just cus i think itd be funny
also Tessa, Jem, Magnus, and Ty have never been to mundane school, at least not for the last 100years, but Simon and Clary have,,
maybe he just wants to ask questions that nobody else he's in normal contact with has an answer to (?)
also theres not enough Simon in these books, i think him and Kit would talk about anime together
This is so Sizzy core
I just see this on Facebok:
Kind reminder that Clary and Simon, two veterans and heroes of the Dark War, saviors of the world and favorite children of Raziel... They are Otakus!
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Maybe I’m just in a Sebastian mood (yuck) but what I find really interesting is that in the Clay’s edom dream when we see good Sebastian… he literally just acts like Simon.
I feel like this is a way to reference the fact Simon is the closest thing Clary will ever actually have to a brother (the only real reference she has to a healthy brother). He makes jokes like Simon, makes fun of Jace, says sarcastic jokes and likes Izzy!
I also think it’s interesting that the that snapped Clary out of Edom is the fact Simon didn’t exist!
There relationship is soo underrated but it means soooo much to me!
when tf did i become a jimon shipper
This is the official motherfucking page ....i-
This is gayer than the actual gays in that fucking book-
Thoughts on the mundanes simon knew looking at simon post shadowhunters academy? His old friends, the tmi band? Someone outside of his old group?
i feel like eric, kirk, and matt would view the differences in a similar way to how they viewed his vampire glow up. less surprised and more impressed, and they would definitely use his tattoos and new musculature as fodder for their friendly banter lol but i also think they would have been teasing him about him coming back from the military academy all buff before he even left for it (and maybe make fun of him for going through two years of training and not becoming more buff than he does hehe lovingly and jokingly of course). tho the tattoos were definitely a badass surprise.
[insert side discussion about whether simon tells the band about being a shadowhunter despite the rules bc (a) he remembers their reaction to his downworlder status, (b) the origins of their band name, (c) the reality of them playing at the pandemonium club ...]
the thing is too, it's not just the physicality. i've said before that i don't think simon's thin frame would allow him to become properly buff, and i don't think that's the thing people will notice right away. they may attribute it to that, like the barista at java jones might do a double take when he sees simon walk in for the first time since returning to brooklyn, or some girls from st. agnes might gossip about it if they see him at a tmi show or in the neighborhood or something, but i really think the biggest difference comes in the way he holds himself. the confidence he's gained, the shit he's seen. hell i mean.. it's not just the shadowhunter academy that he's been through when he comes back, it's also all the fucked up shit that happened in fall of 2007 and the brutal death of his best friend. boy's been through it. and how can that not show? especially toward the beginning. when he's grappling with returned memories and grief. but he's also so much more sure of himself than he was before. he has solid girlfriend and when he talks to people, there's an air of authority or belonging that wasn't there before. the shadowhunter traits that make them so easy to pick out in a crowd.
Young Hayden Christensen is my ultimate fan cast, plus the fact that he plays an akin skywalker just feels perfect.
Chat I need to know who are Simon Lewis fancasts are because i can never find any that fit my vibe 😢
Jocelyn's story
I need a fanfiction about Valentine and Jocelyn fighting over Luke, and Luke awkwardly tries to reconcile them, wondering when he managed to become such an important person that his two best friends fought over him.
I love this unhappy triangle of hopeless teenagers💔
Simon as I see him
Forever disappointed by my ability to draw glasses.
My favourite piece of fan art ever.
Loving every version of him♥️
Rebecca Lewis, my underrated favourite. I wish we got more of her honestly. (Plus yossarian)
jace being simon’s defender/guard dog will never not be funny to me:
1. we have all of cofa, especially that scene where him and jordan argue and he’s like uh i can protect him all by myself tysm
2. “i could have killed you” “i would have let you”
3. cog when jace tried breaking simon out of prison
4. tftsa when jace visits to train him/check up on him
5. in the land i lost where he’s like simon did just fine when lily tells alec that simon didn’t bite him right
6. in tlbotw when simon wants to go home
7. when jace threatens asmodeus to back off from simon in cohf
and most of these were because of clary initially but we all know the rest are because simon is jace’s only real non-family/gf friend lmao
i really hope we get scene where jace finally admits that he cares about simon or at least considers simon a close friend in the kickstarter books or even the black volume of the dead or something bc it’s just so amusing
LIKE ALINE THINKING JACE WAS IN LOVE WITH SIMON!! that was comedy gold.
i love jimon goodbye
EXACTLYYYYYYY. Jimon is for LIFERSSSS. I’m glad I have other people who throughly enjoyed Jace and Simons ‘friendship’ as much as I do!! I always thought it was underrated in the fandom.
I’m a truther that Simon was Jace’s best friend in a sense (Alec is like his brother, his parabatai there on a whole other level than best friendship I fear)
Also Jace constantly calling Simon “his” or “our” whenever someone tried to kidnap… STAND UP JACE HERONDALE!! Also when Jace said he enjoyed it when Simon bit him😭😭 TOO FUNNY.
Also, from what is implied, the only TMI gang members that survive in Thule ARE Simon and Jace!! “I’ll kill you jace herondale” - Thule Simon. When I say I need ANGST when these two meet again? Exactly. I will NOT be satisfied unless Thule!Simon is the one to kill Jace, that’s all I want in TWP!
TYSM FOR THE ASK!!!!!!! Jimon is one the best friendships in TSC exactly 🙂↕️🙂↕️
Does anyone else wonder how Izzy’s alcoholism-adjacent habits will play out in her relationship with Simon, whose mother was an alcoholic? He spend his formative years around alcohol abuse, I wonder how the dynamic will affect him and how the two of them deal with it. I would request a fic but I unfortunately do not know where to do so (despair, sadness).
ME AND THE 9 OTHER SIZZY STANS ARE WE READY FOR BETTER IN BLACK!!!
Anyone who gets this book needs to send the sizzy chapters IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!! It’s so hard being a Stan of Cassandra Clare’s least favourite tmi couple…. 😩😩😩😩
Simon and Jace have been through enough, please spare them.
if she kills off someone from the tmi gang then what
Always mourning the lack of content for the tales from the shadowhunter academy gang.
No one loves them like I do
do you ever think about how Simon gave up his most cherished memories to save people who didn't even like him? to save the relationship of someone who didn't really like him (yes, Alec Lightwood, I'm talking about you) or are you normal?
don't get me wrong, I love Alec (and Malec), and his development is one of my favorites, but I hardly doubt he would do the same for Simon if the roles were reversed. Simon knew that losing Magnus would destroy Alec, and that Alec being heartbroken would destroy Izzy, so he did what "was right" to save them. no one, except for Izzy, stopped to think what the effects doing that would have on Clary, or even Jocelyn or Luke, who had known Simon since forever.
anyway, sorry for my random (and pretty much unfinished - I got distracted) rambling
"The state of the hair of the New York Institute is strong, and with the exception of a single mishap, which we are recovering from, we foresee only positive developments in the domain of our hair in the months and years to come."
Reading about Wessa in TLH and reading about Clace, Malec or Sizzy in TDA is such a bittersweet experience because once again you realize that their story is over and closed and that you will never experience a new story where they are the main leads. You just realize how much you miss them. And I just know that I will have the same realization in TWP with Blackstairs.
Jace being so randomly over protective Simon is sooo funny to me because Simon did NOT ask for that 😭😭
Like in GOTSM when Lily was talking abt how Simon bit Jace badly and Jace was like “he did great actually 🤬🤬🤬” or city of fallen angels when Simon was like “I have a roommate” and Jace was like “I’ll fight him” and Simon was like “…okay…”
Jace;
anyway i just think that if simon dove into fantasy worlds as a way to cope with the grief and heaviness after his father died, and followed clary so readily into a real-life fantasy world in part because of his affinity for them, and then forgot about the reality he found among the fantastical, and then was reintroduced and found a new family that he established formative memories with only to lose one of those new cornerstone members of his life just as he's claiming the fantasy world as his own.. where is he to go from there. he can't escape back into reality when the reality of grief has caught up with him, here in this world so like the ones he'd learned to hide in as a kid.
The way Simon is literally the only member of the TSC gang that deadass isn’t family. Bro just appeared.
Maia: Come on, I can see right through you. You are a mom pleaser - a level five mom pleaser! You will say anything to make that woman happy.
Simon: Alright, I used to be a mom pleaser, but I'm not anymore. I'm not gonna lie to feed into her dysfunction.
Maia: Who cares? Who cares what an old lady thinks about your life?
Simon: Not me! I'm a grown up!
Maia: ...Yes, and nothing sells that better than yelling, "I'm a grown up!"
Simon's mom's an alcoholic. Not a good thing, but I'm overcome with feels about Climon and the Fray family helping him and Rebecca cope. Headcannons, pleaaaase??
Oh my gosh, yes! So many. I see Elaine as what you might consider a functional alcoholic, at least at first. She drank to sleep, to forget. It was cheaper than sleeping pills, and with none of the side effects she didn’t like. It didn’t interfere with her work, usually, and she honestly thought Rebecca and Simon didn’t notice. Besides… it helped her cope.
Being a single mom with a full time job was hard, watching her husband die in front of her was harder. Drugs were a big no in their little community, her parents would have killed her, but a bit of drinking at night was acceptable, as long as it wasn’t on a holy day or anything. She moved on from a few glasses of wine to dry martinis in the evening, to settle her brain so she could get Simon and Rebecca down, to drinking mid afternoon to handle her headaches so she could get through work. It made her sloppy, she knew it, but she didn’t drive, she made sure her kids were taken care of, surely it was fine?
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I love the idea that Simon just has really horrendous posture and it rectifies itself after he ascends. Like, Jace is a solid inch taller until Simon stands up straight and they’re the same height. Jace absolutely stands on his tippy toes whenever people ask them to compare height, and pouts when he gets called out for it.
I known canonically Jace is taller than Simon. But picture this. Simon being exactly two inches taller than Jace. But it only happened after Simon ascended. Jace is still pissed about it. Simon is all smug but without actually pointing it. Jace starts styling his hair with some spikes, he is so not letting Simon win., Etc.
Izzy lightwood fashion game fanart
jace teaching simon how to flirt is the most homosexual thing in this series and that includes malec
hello I am a cringe ass loser who likes Simon Lewis
+ my thoughts abt him. also he should have been gay and in love with Jace thank u for coming to my ted talk.
