Gosh, You Know What Sounds Really Fun? Watching TV With Her. I Know She Wants To Do More But I Love This

the sexiest thing a man can do is collapse on the floor coughing blood

It is so funny to hear non-Ghost fans make comments on the extensive Ghost lore and express their genuine confusion at what is happening.

"Why does everyone call these skeleton men "Papa"? Is this some weird daddy kink type of thing?"

"What do you mean their first two songs were first sang in 1969!? How is that possible?"

"Who is Terzo? Secondo? Primo?"

"Wait, they're Satanists?!"

"What do you mean they brought their dead satanic dad back to life for a few minutes so he could have a killer saxophone solo?"

"Is this song about marijuana or oral sex?"

"Who or what is a Copia?"

"How do the nameless Ghouls have names?"

"Juiceboxes? Beijing beef? Evaporated milk?!"

"Who is this "Seestor"?

"Is this band Christian? I heard they have a song called Bible!"

"Do they really tell the people at Rituals to quite literally go fuck themselves?"

"Everywhere I look, there's rats."

the way my psych teacher is talking about priests rn while I'm reading a smut fic of father paul from midnight mass is just so ironic

I need to buy a strap, I wanna fuck her so bad. I want to eat her out like its the last thing I'll ever do. I need her. I need to taste her, I need it more than anything oh god

I love slowly finding out more about her. the way she moaned and got so breathless when I had her hands above her head first time, the face she made with my hand on her neck, and later today I get to hold her hands behind her back while I fuck her with my strap I'm so fucking excited💕💕💕god I love her

this is about lesbian sex men and minors DNI

oh to be fingerfucked until I pass out

Me infiltrating Crockett island to get the hot vampire priest to fuck me:

so this isn't going to be a normal post but I feel it's fair to share since anyone who follows my blog knows I've been dating someone for a while. today I broke up with him after doing some internal searching and realizing I'm aromantic. I'm still going to do my posting but the content is going to be more vague and will probably contain more posts about relationships with women. I'll probably take a break from posting for a bit but I'll be back eventually. thank you for following if you have and I hope you'll stick around 💕 happy pride month by the way

Cute date idea. You’re on my lap and I make you show me your secret tumblr “likes” while I slowly tease your soaking pussy and whisper what a dirty little slut you are for getting so wet over such filthy stuff. Awww are you blushing?

Wlw/sapphic. Men/minors dni. Keep thoughts in tags or you’ll be blocked instantly xx.

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phone sex with a pretty girl where we’ve both breathing heavily and letting out small moans, having to be quiet maybe bc we both don’t live alone and kinda have to be as quiet to not get caught..

i’d be rubbing my clit with my right hand and squeezing my left breast with my left, trying hard to not moan but also wanting to so you can get off to my moans. i tell you to do the same because i wanna hear how good you feel and telling me what you’d want me to do to you if i were there…

or have you pretend i’m the one that’s touching you so you can feel even more pleasure. telling you how i wish i was playing with you. how i want my mouth on your skin leaving kisses and marks. i’d say exactly what you want to hear so i can make you let out as many accidental moans as i can get out of you.

or maybe the other way around and i could be a good girl for you. trying to telling you how i want you to touch me, how i need your mouth on me and let out small whimpers trying to tell you. if it were this way i’d be so needy and desperate to cum but i’d want to edge too just so the orgasm is more intense…

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