Unwavering Resolve.

First, the god of air chose to go and smite the villain himself. However, being made of air, he couldn't do shit. After his feeble, pitiful attempt, he went back to the fire god. "Now let us see how the other option you provided plays out." The wind god went forth, and showed himself in his divine form to a noble knight, a guard held in highest regard and known throughout all the land. He sent the knight to destroy the terrible villain but he fucking died immediately. What the hell else was to be expected when the VILLAN whose job is to be EVIL AND CUNNING is prepared to be ASSASSINATED AT ANY MOMENT. Now of course, the wind god returned to his brother. "I don't even know why you asked me to try this shit, you get farmhands to do all your work done too." "I thought it might be interesting to try?" After the brief shenanigans, the gods returned to how they had always done things. By getting a stupid teenage farmhand and turning them into some sort of knight with the "power of friendship" or something like that.

“Brother” cried the god of fire, “Instead of picking a dumb farm hand to be the chosen one, why don’t you just smite the villain yourself or bless an actual warrior?” The god of air replied: “There’s a reason why it must be a farm hand. But fine, see what happens when we do it your way”

great year to be a zelda or a spiderverse fan. pretty bad year to be link or miles.

Does anybody care to tell me WHY THE FUCKKKK Adobe stock is quite literally all AI generated images like I'm going to go over to their hq and tear Shantanu Narayen's throat out with my teeth because IT DESTROYS THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE STOCK IMAGES TO PUT AI IN IT RAHHHHH all i want is a nice picture of a sheep lying down bro

Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

yeah sure theres a story but my real takeaway from totk is

This is the same friend who wanted to me to play scp with them

(this is a old comic)

There is absolute no way

WAIT ITS ACTUALLY REAL I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST MAKING UP WORDS TO MAKE FUN OF SKIZZ

Year of the dragon! Have some Tears of the Kingdom art!

sobbing

Boycott Disney. Boycott McDonald's. Boycott Starbucks. "Oh but it won't work, it won't do anything" Yes it will. Boycotts have worked before and they will again. Think of the Montgomery bus boycotts. Think about American women boycotting imported British goods during the revolution.

Why do you think popular media is so quick to discount boycotts as ineffective? Could it possibly be because they work? Could it be because major corporations understand that they work and are scared? Could it be because boycotts have historically been utilized by marginalized groups to assert their views and fight for change within a conflict in which they have no power?

Do not have give in to the apathetic nihilism of "nothing I do matters, so why bother?" That is exactly what oppressors count on. Be critical of the media you consume. Ask questions. Look to history. Boycott.