There Is Absolute No Way

You need not, no. We understand and encourage your efforts.

long haired link. need I say more

First, the god of air chose to go and smite the villain himself. However, being made of air, he couldn't do shit. After his feeble, pitiful attempt, he went back to the fire god. "Now let us see how the other option you provided plays out." The wind god went forth, and showed himself in his divine form to a noble knight, a guard held in highest regard and known throughout all the land. He sent the knight to destroy the terrible villain but he fucking died immediately. What the hell else was to be expected when the VILLAN whose job is to be EVIL AND CUNNING is prepared to be ASSASSINATED AT ANY MOMENT. Now of course, the wind god returned to his brother. "I don't even know why you asked me to try this shit, you get farmhands to do all your work done too." "I thought it might be interesting to try?" After the brief shenanigans, the gods returned to how they had always done things. By getting a stupid teenage farmhand and turning them into some sort of knight with the "power of friendship" or something like that.

“Brother” cried the god of fire, “Instead of picking a dumb farm hand to be the chosen one, why don’t you just smite the villain yourself or bless an actual warrior?” The god of air replied: “There’s a reason why it must be a farm hand. But fine, see what happens when we do it your way”

Gremlin x gremlin

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thank you for coming to my ted talk

Me when I actually draw for fun?? No way.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TETO!!!

Wanted to draw something for Teto's birthday, and I suppose I am a day late but here it is! I tried to combine her old and new designs along with some simplifications of her design for times sake, but I think I got a pretty fun merge of her vocaloid and utau designs :3 We are not gonna talk about the composition of this drawing tho because I KNOW that is is lazy, but I am tired and believe it or not I did try to make it a little bit interesting.

Me when I remember I have a sona

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😲😲😲 LOZ FIC!!! LETS GO???!

feat. me singing bc i think too highly of my voice :)

california girls we’re unforgivable

Huge dumb PL dump where 99.9% is from last year bc I forgot to post practically everything here </3