Catch Me Spinning My Little Guys Around In My Brain Like

I am not forklift certified.. ITS ME AND @lordsooga WITH OUR YIGA COSPLAYS AAHHHHH

Glory to Master Kohga!

WE LOVE YOU HAIKU BOT ❤️❤️❤️

when i first heard Link hum to familiar tunes while cooking…happiness

bungus

I’m screaming 😭😂

First, the god of air chose to go and smite the villain himself. However, being made of air, he couldn't do shit. After his feeble, pitiful attempt, he went back to the fire god. "Now let us see how the other option you provided plays out." The wind god went forth, and showed himself in his divine form to a noble knight, a guard held in highest regard and known throughout all the land. He sent the knight to destroy the terrible villain but he fucking died immediately. What the hell else was to be expected when the VILLAN whose job is to be EVIL AND CUNNING is prepared to be ASSASSINATED AT ANY MOMENT. Now of course, the wind god returned to his brother. "I don't even know why you asked me to try this shit, you get farmhands to do all your work done too." "I thought it might be interesting to try?" After the brief shenanigans, the gods returned to how they had always done things. By getting a stupid teenage farmhand and turning them into some sort of knight with the "power of friendship" or something like that.

“Brother” cried the god of fire, “Instead of picking a dumb farm hand to be the chosen one, why don’t you just smite the villain yourself or bless an actual warrior?” The god of air replied: “There’s a reason why it must be a farm hand. But fine, see what happens when we do it your way”

Props to my friend @thelavendernarwhal for recognizing their most prominent mental illness, being a kingdom hearts fan.

the radical left will try to convince you that you can't impregnate your cis boyfriend; these are lies and slander being spread to undermine our great democracy

the inner machinations of the hint coin are an enigma. still probably shouldn’t eat them though

They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

Who the fuck does pegasus think he is. He can't be evil and do this stuff. I'm sure that the lore I'll learn later only makes this more ridiculous.