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anyone narratorate their life? like, all the time

i narrate everything in my life. like, my fucking tv shows

and sometimes i get the narration wrong and it pisses me off

i narrate so much of my life and it feels weird not to but it negatively impacts me to do it.

i have to do it but i hate doing it..

anyone else narrate their life? 😊

they’re actually really good and entertaining i promise 🙏

(but i also absolutely understand why people don’t want to watch them! obviously the traps are pretty brutal at times and the movies can be difficult to watch.)

i like seeing people thought process through the traps, and personally enjoy the longer traps bc i do watch the movies for the characters and plot and not the gore <3

no cuz same

I can no longer tell if I simp for Joey Richter or if he just gives me gender envy-

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i may be crying but i am shining nonetheless

never heard of that gender

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

crackship superiority

I sometimes think about what if Vox was the hotel’s benefactor instead of Alastor,,

As you can see, he handles Lucifer much differently

A cis woman tells me that maybe she should transition to gain male privilege as I'm recovering from getting beaten up in the men's bathrooms.

I tell her to be my guest and give me a call when she gets her jaw broken, I always carry a first aid kit and a pepper spray.

She calls me a misogynistic asshole.

A cis man tells me that he'd sure love some T.

Gave him my prescription and best of luck with the constant shortages and getting denied.

He calls me a pussy.

I'm fighting for my life and reproductive rights. I get told to get off women's fights, that it's not about me, like I shed my womb after my first T shot.

I search for support groups for SA victims, and I'm stuck in the same “women/NBs only”. Still shooting my shot, send an application. I introduce myself. Never get a call back.

I go to a trans night. Say I go by he/him. Get told back “yeah, that's how we all start !” by a trans woman. I'm too exhausted, I get up and I leave.

I hang out with my friends, one of them drunkenly says masculinity is a prison we must learn to escape. She gets rows of applause. Back to drinking alone.

Yes I could explain it. But who'd you rather be ? A delusional girl or a man made threat ?Or it could be better, I could just not exist ! And we'd bleach my corpse and I'd become a casualty. Not an F, ot an M, a W for Wound and for Wrong.

I put a candle on a single cupcake, 2 years on HRT. I blow it in the dark. Curtains closed like casket.

they are evil and in love

//MINOR SPTO SPOILERS//

my favorite throuple🩷

Gay ass/j

-Ricky

being gay is awesome 😎

mutual 1: breaking into the ice court tomorrow. about to be rich lol

mutual 2: my shoes are welding into this incinerator rn don’t join a gang guys

mutual 3: just gambled away the last of my money!

mutual 4: i can’t believe i’m making bombs for a living i used to be rich as fuck i don’t need this

mutual 5: does anyone else hear the voices of the dead calling out to them or is that just me?

mutual 6: my girlfriend put me in jail omg i should’ve never trusted a grisha this is so embarrassing

real cuz i said so actually

one sided spankoschitz is real to me