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“…what the actual fuck- PUT IT BACK!” Alex exclaimed, hands flying everywhere around them. They‘d done enough things today that could make them criminals back in her hometown, and the same was probably true here, alternate universe or timeline or whatever! Honestly, Alex was getting really tired of this job already, and the Lieutenant wasn’t making any of it easier.

“Pft-“ The maniac in question cawed, spinning the bloody sword with a crazed giddiness. It made the other uneasy. “Why would I do that, mi amiga, when he’s already dead?” The bloodied silver of the blade was pointed right in Alex’s face, almost grazing the very tip of her nose. The girl shrieked, falling backwards onto the dusty, rocky ground.

“D-don’t point it at me!” She choked out rather squeakily, glaring daggers as the other cackles.

“Alright, alright, I will!” Phoenix waved a hand as she responded, spinning the sword one more time. Soon enough, she tossed it over her head. They heard it whistling flying through the air for a moment, until a shriek of pain echoed it. The blonde’s almost bat-like ears fell a bit, clawed hands grabbing Alex’s as they fell into a run. “Rápida, to the avian city!”

“To the what?!”

“Luego; I’ll explain after my shortcut!”

“That doesn’t-“ Her frustration was silenced by her own shriek as she was dragged head first into a portal. The golden glow disoriented everything, ears buzzing and ringing in tune with every single sensation of the universe. It was like being pulled like taffy and torn apart, only put back together by tape; All for a god damn shortcut! They should’ve kept that sword, so Alex could chop that cocky, careless head off it’s immortal pedestal.

Oh, right. Immortal.

God damn this job.

“Where did you get a sword?!”

“Found it.”

“Where?!”

“Dead body.”

Ah!! Absolutely amazing!!!

@enigma-imagines's spidersona! With some grizzly bears~

give em hell girlllll

Two brothers ready for an adventure.

“𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓶𝔂 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷.”

Cursed thought jumpscare :3;

Espio can remove his horn :D

nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

cursed cursed cursed nuh uh don’t like

okay i’ve calmed down over the jumpscare. actually with my headcanoning of espio being trans it’d make sense if he wears a fake removable horn since afab jackson’s chameleons don’t have horns. however the image in my mind of espio without a horn is too cursed to think about any further

Adding “Fucky Wucky Murderboard” to my list of things to call my brain. Thanks mom :>

Headcanon that Swap absolutely HATES being called cute or demeaning/belittling nicknames (except for by lust, his make him melt)

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DO NOT BE AFRAID TO REBLOG YOUR OWN ART SEVERAL TIMES.

i dont mean, consecutively, i mean, if you like a piece you posted months ago, feel free to reblog it again, to show your audience

I made a welcome home oc

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