Lol I Think Imma Try And Write This But IDK

Lol I think imma try and write this but IDK

I made another post about Danny and about how the justice league believes that something exists in the ghost zone then that makes it exist, but I had an idea since then.

So as a joke, John and Danny claim to be related. (Jazz, Dan, and Dani get in on it too.)

Batman: ...you have a family.

John: what? You think you're the only one with kids?

Batman: that *points at Dan* is a grown ass man.

Dan: hey dad, Jazz wants to know if you'll pick up some milk from the store, she says we're out.

John: sure, she want anything else?

Dan: nah but Dani wants you to grab some pizza while you're there.

Batman:....

And at some point, they start coming to him with their problems.

Dan needs a place to stay? Johns couch is free.

Danny needs help with schoolwork? John might not know what the answer is, but he'll try and help.

Jazz needs someone to rant to? She'll call John.

Dani needs help dismantling a cult? John will be right there in an hour.

They don't acknowledge it outloud, but if they have a problem John is the first person they think of to call for help.

The ghost zone and it's inhabitants also accept John as the ghost kids parent, like if they say it's true then it must be true.

Then they start changing just a bit.

Their hair gets lighter (closer to blonde) their eyes change by a couple shades, and unknown to them, their DNA changes.

And they don't really notice it...

Until they start developing magic.

And Jazz nearly kills someone with that magic when her breakfast attacks her.

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1 year ago

Been thinking about Piett casually (and constantly) refering to Vader as "my husband" and people who don't know who the husband in question is are "ah sweet a loving couple" and those who do know are s w e a t i n g

I’m imagining a new-hire aid that comes in a couple decades after RotJ when the New Republic is well established. Sure Vader and Piett are in the news occasionally but it’s feasible to miss, and aid was wee bebe when the d r a m a happened so they have no idea.

So the aid’s just doing their job their bestest, and Piett is nice, and the aid can’t figure out why some of their coworkers seem a little scared of him (???) or, like, a lot scared of him and avoid him (??!!!??!). 

Like 5 months later they’re popping into his office to drop something off and there’s this 7 foot tall fire-breathing-dragon of a man there and OH. OH. ‘MY HUSBAND THIS’ AND ‘MY HUSBAND THAT’. RIGHT. SHIT.

Piett: “...You alright-- Aid: “HereyouarePiettsir” -sets papers on desk and scurries away- Vader: ... Piett: ... Vader: -turns to frown at Piett- Piett: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

1 year ago

The stupidity when meeting an AU of you

Idiot To Idiot Communication
Idiot To Idiot Communication

Idiot to Idiot communication

1 year ago

Ill have to come back to these to actually be able to open the links lmao. I didnt make these.

OUGH I WANTED TO KNOW WHERE I COULD START W UR MFTL AU !!!!!!

unfortunately this au doesn't have a comic that goes in chronological order so I'll make one here with the comics and important information in order!

pre canon

original post

the kidnapping

the Lukas boys

the fate of Eleonore Blackwood

Statement of Molly Blaire

the rivalry

Martin in the Institute 1

Martin in the Institute 2

Ew

the competition

true love is...

weddings and divorces

polaroids 1

published

polaroid 2

a Lukas in the library

red string board

polaroid 3

Gerard in the library

planning a ritual?

statements with/about martin

polaroid 4

researcher and librarian era begins

checking someone out

spider

polaroid 5

polaroid 6

he lived

season 1

the transfer

gifts

Tim's archive kisses

video corruption

Jon's behavior and Jane wants to come in....

talking about Jon

the suit 1

the suit 2

Georgie in the archives

the wedding 1 (still on going links to next parts on post)

finding Gertrude

meeting Daisy

season 2

a reminder 1 (complete links to next parts in posts)

the corridors

pipe murder

season 4

polaroid ???

there are missing events that I haven't draw out but this is all that's been made so far.

1 year ago

Sometimes when Dicks just too tired to deal with the batfam’s shit he starts encouraging them.

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Surrounded by gang members and caught in the crossfire between two gangs

Jason *pulling out a gun* : I’m gonna fucking obliterate all of them

Nightwing: Go right ahead

Jason: .. you serious? I’m not playing Dick I WILL shoot every single one of them in the head

Nightwing: sure.

Jason:

Nightwing: What you want me to start? Okay.

Jason: .. Dick why the fuck do you have a gun? DICK STOP LOADING THE GUN-

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At a stakeout waiting for the proof before intervening

Tim: Why can’t we just force a confession instead of waiting for him to crack?

Stephanie: Ooo or threaten him with blackmail so bad he starts crying!

Duke: Guys *eyes point to Dick sitting in a corner*

Stephanie: Right.. party pooper

Nightwing:

Nightwing: Okay got it.

*heads out*

Duke: No Dick wait! We were joking!

Stephanie: drama queen just needs a minute sunshine- wait is that him approaching the target?

Tim *who’s seen this happen before* *panicking knowing what’s gonna go down* : OH SHIT ABORT-

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Being stuck with a very annoying henchmen who won’t stop talking

Damian: .. Can we simply shut him up?

Nightwing: whatever you wanna do

Damian *narrows eyes*: I can’t ruin my katanna for this

Nightwing: *hands him knife*

Damian:

Nightwing: And remember, the most effective place to silence someone without causing them excruciating pain and also temporarily depriving them of air is right here *points to a small area on the neck*

Damian: ..

Nightwing: .? Go on?

Damian *putting it away* : .. no..

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It works a 1000 times more effectively just because either all of them are bluffing or they’re scared Dick’s not.

1 year ago

Tim Drake is Cassie Sandmark’s High Priest. The one who created a shrine, the one who called her ‘My Goddess’ to an alien, the one who brings offering—snacks, drinks, money, and such—, and the one who started it all.

Bart Allen is Cassie Sandmark’s second most devoted follower. He brings her snacks, shiny things, and beautiful new disastrous inventions. He is the second to call Cassie Sandmark his Goddess.

I can’t think of anything for Kon at the moment but that’ll probably change soon lmao


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3 months ago

I would totally write this. Actually, I think I will. I'm gonna write this after watching the thing. I want to watch it and then write it so I know what's going on and so I can infantilize Alex properly in my mind to write it properly.

more forgotten ending

More stuff has been thought up for the forgotten ending via discord rambling- Mostly around the fact lankmann lives-

aka- lankmann and his giant savior complex-

basically- in the forgotten ending- alex assumed they had killed lankmann- but they hadn't but lankmann- FULLY BELIEVES- alex meant to not kill him- that alex didn't want him dead-

lankmann believes the alex was completely forced into the events of the sitcom- completely removing all of alex's agency and pretty much infantilizing them-

this also has a effect on eastridge- alex is viewed as a martyr and people who weren't around while alex was there fully think they had to be younger- like- 13-17

Overtime- lankmann even begins the believe this- "alex was a child working their first internship- they were a child dragged into this by monsters" why would he believe anything else? those old reports and files? must be wrong- must have gotten altered somehow- alex was a child- why would he believe anything else?


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1 year ago

Alfred: Injury report?

26-year-old Bruce: All the blood is on the inside?

Alfred:

Some years down the road

Bruce: Injury report?

Tim: I left no DNA behind.

Cass: I can still beat the rest of you.

Jason: Haven’t died again.

Dick: No bones are visible from the outside.

Damian: I won.

Duke: I think I discovered a new power.

Steph: You’re not my dad.

Bruce:

Bruce:

Alfred: And how *is* Karma doing today, Master Bruce?

11 months ago

Everyone knows that Tim Wayne’s boyfriend hangs around with RR to hunt down monsters. People aren’t sure that RR is Tim or if they’re in a poly relationship. RR says he hates Tim, Tim says RR is a dick. Bernard says that his friend is rather chill when out of fights. Once, the 3 of them(Miss Martian owed RR a favor and is playing RR) we’re seen getting milkshakes. Tim is glaring at RR the entire time as Bernard talks admittedly about his day.

Thinking About Bernard Helping Red Robin Hunt Down Chaos Monsters
Thinking About Bernard Helping Red Robin Hunt Down Chaos Monsters

thinking about bernard helping red robin hunt down chaos monsters


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3 months ago

Might use this too. Tired Monkey King makes so much sense.

I wonder what Rewind Macaque thinks of Wukong!

Seeing the guy he thinks is nothing but selfish care so much about a human boy

And seeing him hesitant to fight him, almost sorrowful...

I wonder what he thinks! Is it a welcome change?

I Wonder What Rewind Macaque Thinks Of Wukong!
I Wonder What Rewind Macaque Thinks Of Wukong!

He was not happy. He felt looked down upon at first.

Later he understands that wukong wasn't looking down on him and than he starts feeling angry that wukong could act so reckless with himself for some kid-

He finds wukongs changes difficult in general but also can see that they aren't bad changes-


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