Fox: *after watching Obi-Wan yell at the chancellor through a glass wall with no idea what he was saying because soundproofing but amused cause he just KNOWS that smile means Sheev is only holding back the rage of cold blooded murder because of witnesses* Heh. Cute.
Obi-Wan: *yelling at Palps for telling his kid the Jedi will kick him out for being married and now he’s throwing accusations around and about to go public with Palps hanging out with little boys by threatening their guardians and ruin him forever*
Palpatine: :/
Fox: *after Obi-Wan storms out of the room* Respectfully, like /super/ respectfully, do you even know you were being watched by an entire floor of secretaries and clone guards who def recorded that?
Obi-Wan: Don’t know, can’t care, I’m gonna spread rumors the Chancellor likes little boys now.
Fox: 😨… why didn’t I think of that…
Three hours later
Fox: *storms into the officers lounge* Cody! I’m marrying your general. Or bedding him. He’s worthy of this deece.
Cody: *halfway through his seventh caff of the day* …listen. I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that, and give you a five minute head start.
Fox: Fair.
Rex: I hate everyone in this family.
more Callum, self-appointed freeloader Dark bodyguard of the Lonely avatar
Okay the second one resonates with me. I had started to write a fantasy book that was supposed to have a war, a disaster, and a REALLY serious plotline.
...
It's now a toxic romance book. The two main characters are only together because of a rumor, images, and manipulation.
Starr(technically a victim but can stop it anytime he wanted to(he's a VERY powerful mage)) is TERRIFIED of Malcolm(the 'abuser' who gets stuck in the relationship too(he is a bully who uses his fist but after they 'get together' he never raises a hand against Starr for any reason. He was taught that an alpha who beats his partner deserves nothing but death)).
Malcolm starts treating Starr better but not really. In the end they have to work together to stop an evil sorcerer and get stuck as a couple.
I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!" Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot
I fully believe that Tim just refused to go with them. I like to think that at least once Jack or Janet begged their son to go with them and Tim was like ‘lmao. No’
unpopular opinion: jack drake was a better father than bruce wayne and i wish there were more fics where the drakes are good parents tbh
part 2 lmao
had some time today and i cant stop thinking about it so yes my sleep has been exchanged for this stupid thing,,, sorry i cant color it properly i spat this out in an hour hngg
more og!elias stuff here
Luke laughs, throwing his head back. Cast plops down beside him, flower crown in hand. “Your highness,” the brunette chirps. Luke’s laugh dies into a giggle as he takes the crown and gently sets itself on his own head.
Neither acknowledge the way that Casr’s eyes shine an eerie gold or how Luke’s shoes are stained with dried blood. They’ve both learned better than to ask when on this planet, surrounded by fields, trees, and lakes.
“May the stars guide your path, Lukka,” Cast says quietly, hours later when he stands.
“And May the Force be with you, Castian,” Luke replies, watching the Fallen disappear into the tree line.
Honestly, it'd be funnier if the guy who did it is someone who has like, no other morals. He'll punch a pregnant lady, he'll kill an old woman. Childern, however? No.
I would love for there to be a tmnt villain who at first is just going after them like every other one does, but then after having a Realization that they are Actual Teenagers it's revealed that the dude's got a strict Don't Hurt Kids line to their moral code.
Thing is, they still keep trying to do whatever villainy they first aimed for it's just that, instead of directly fighting the gang, they keep creating increasingly elaborate non-lethal traps to keep the guys busy while the villain does their plot and just bails if the guys show up early.
Saving this for later.
Heeey so, here to give you an underrated video.
Not mine btw, to the rightful creator of this beautiful piece
Peace✌
*someone??? Something??? I dunno I can’t tell!
"Aren't you worried they're gonna kill him?!"
Tim, to kon and bart: What's the rule on murder?
Kon: Uh, don't tell batman?
Tim: Good, be free, do whatever.
"Are you serious?? You don't even care?"
Tim: What they do when I'm not around is none of my business.
"But you are around!"
Tim: Not if batman asks.
Through out your posts you indicate that you head-canon Rex as gay, but who’s he got a crush on and or how’d he figure it out?
he likes anakin. hes not happy about it either lmao
Who knows(probably something that ends up with all of Tim’s energy drinks in the sink)
Tim, talking to Ras in front of the batfamily: I WANT you to leave me alone! AND IF I HAVE TO KILL ANOTHER ASSASSIN TO GET THE POINT ACROSS-
Bruce: Woah, woah, What!?
Tim, defeated: I am losing my mind, B.