The First Time That The 3rd Robin Didn’t Get Into A Fight Is The Only Time Any Goon Was Stupid Enough

Luke bursts into tears he first time, Leía rips another inquisitor apart and she doesn’t know why.

thinking about an au where leia is raised by vader and luke is raised by padme. imagining rebel luke a jedi in training and imperial leia who is part of the inquisitors maybe?

in this au obviously padme doesnt know anakin survived. she thinks her daughter died along with bail in an attack on alderaan or sth like that.

on the other hand, vader thinks padme is dead and that leia is his only child.

both the children are being raised on the beliefs of the parent who is raising them. now imagine luke and leia meeting on the field or sth.

i can only write this as a one shot but maybe this would be like a non linear au with the whole story going all over the place?

I’m going to write this. I’m WakinLazyTurnip on Ao3 :) this is going go WELL

A new reason for why Young Justice is all 17 and not aging. They started a Dionysus-style cult centered around Cassie to see if they could make her into a Goddess, and it worked. In return, she made them all her immortal companions'.

Might use this too. Tired Monkey King makes so much sense.

I wonder what Rewind Macaque thinks of Wukong!

Seeing the guy he thinks is nothing but selfish care so much about a human boy

And seeing him hesitant to fight him, almost sorrowful...

I wonder what he thinks! Is it a welcome change?

He was not happy. He felt looked down upon at first.

Later he understands that wukong wasn't looking down on him and than he starts feeling angry that wukong could act so reckless with himself for some kid-

He finds wukongs changes difficult in general but also can see that they aren't bad changes-

Tim Drake is so funny because he’s like “Everyone hates me and honestly, same” when actually nobody does??

Tim: “Jason hates me :(“

Jason: “Tim is the only member of the Bats that I can spend time with without wanting to strangle him.”

Tim: “Dick just deals with me because he has to :(“

Dick: “I would kill for Tim.”

Tim: “Bruce doesn’t view me as family :(“

Bruce: “I literally adopted Tim.”

Tim: “My friends don’t trust me :(“

Literally all of his friends: “Tim said I should jump off this bridge and while that does seem stupid, it’s Tim asking, so I’m jumping.”

Tim, patting Kon on the back with a small, kind, innocent smile: of course not Kon.

Someone to Tim: Oh please, Kon-El isn't scared of you! He's a kryptonian, and you're just some kid.

Kon, visibly scared: I didn't say that! Let it be known that i did not say that!

Everyone knows that Tim Wayne’s boyfriend hangs around with RR to hunt down monsters. People aren’t sure that RR is Tim or if they’re in a poly relationship. RR says he hates Tim, Tim says RR is a dick. Bernard says that his friend is rather chill when out of fights. Once, the 3 of them(Miss Martian owed RR a favor and is playing RR) we’re seen getting milkshakes. Tim is glaring at RR the entire time as Bernard talks admittedly about his day.

thinking about bernard helping red robin hunt down chaos monsters

Fun monkey fact:

In macaques (especially Barbary), males will often stop fights between eachother by one of them offering the wronged party an infant to hold. The wronged monkey gets so distracted by the cuteness of the baby that they forget what the fight was about.

Macaques will also bond together socially by sharing babysitting duty. The social act is considered so important that long-standing rivals will come to a truce to care for the infant.

So imagine Sun Wukong and Macaque about to fight when...

SWK: "Wait! Consider this!" *holds out MK* Macaque: "...ok he is pretty adorable." *takes MK and holds him. Starts grooming his hair.* MK, throughly confused: "What is happening??" SWK, smugly: "Monkey instincts. You're doing great bud." *some time passes* SWK: "...ok, can I have my successor back now?" Macaque: *hisses and holds MK closer* SWK: "Aww come on! You've been holding him all day! It's my turn!" MK: *has fallen asleep by now*

Just the two playing on eachothers instincts as a battle strategy and failing terribly.

Geralt, pushing Jaskier behind him: The Bard meant no disrespect.

Jaskier, looking directly into a local lord’s eyes: No, I absolutely did.

Bruce: you are grounded.

Tim, feral grin in place as he stands calmly from his seat: you owe me for my time as Robin~

Bruce:… fair. Have fun.

Bruce, looking up from his paperwork: Tim, no. Tim:, setting down his coffee, grin growing, looking towards someone who's pissing him off: Tim, yes.

Sometimes it's difficult to understand if the Force is testing him or if IT really wants something. Most often it is just a hum of voices in his head, day and night, morning and evening. Mumbling about the ship, noise about the stars, some nervous laughter. 

This officer thinks your hair looks funny! 

killhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhim 

no one gonna laught again!

no one

should

Snoke said he would be needed on this ship. From here, it will be easier to look for the remnants of the Jedi Order when a new vision comes to him. He's probably right.

Hux rushes through the corridors like a black wave. He takes his place in the assembly hall - it may have been someone else's place, but now it is his. To the right and left of him are people in uniform. They grumble about something of their own.

The noise in his ears grows. Hux folds his hands in prayer. Oh, the Force, he sleeps so little because of your trials, he should forget himself for a few hours...

The officers don't stops their talks.

"Shut up!" a voice booms over them.

And silence reigns.

Hux freezes, surprised. He is shocked by this silence. For the first time in years, all voices... all imaginary mouths closed. On someone else's orders.

He lifts his head to look at the general. A tall - big - man in black looks at the audience with displeasure.

Hux's heart takes one beat less.