I Aspire To Be Like Honeybagders

everyone look at these bootiful drawings and doodles that xio made <33

quick doodles 😧😧

school projects be like

GROIRWIRJGRGRGRGRGRGRG

today I learned that our eyes are incredibly fucked up.

coincidentally, my sleep schedule has also become fucked up.

erm

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

live laugh lament upon the miseries of this forsaken world do you like the hampster

this hampster is me if I had time

when a month feels both like forever and the blink of an eye

like its ALREADY BEEN A MONTH, but also ...it's only been a month...

A MAGICAL HEALING FLOWER (or it might yeet u into the astral plane)

the can says: for skin contact, wash thoroughly with soap and water blahblahblah

me: I don't FUCKING CARE

*sniffs fingers, which have very much touched the fixative*

>:( i am not some idiotic little moth that is incinerated by the fire it is lured into. i am a cockroach that thrives on the poison it is fed, and you should know that.

(and you cant arrest me for throwing a rock into my nieghbors yard!!!!)

also i know where U live beacsue i am not bound by the law like u are ehehhe (just kidding i swaer iswear im not gonan brek sinto ur hosue and sukc out ur eyeballs)

hii ;) (dies)

— anonymous (your FBI agent)

omg my fbi agent died i can do whatever the fuck i want for like a day until a new one gets assigned :DDDDD

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