the power went out lmao
so here I am, taking photos with a shitty iPad and electric candles and sliding random color settings around
i do not (completely) hate america i simply hate the 20 or so finches that started ransacking my backyard. i was just trying to scare them away :((( but then i threw too hard and well. uh there goes the rock. also i threw one into the fence and i think the whole neighborhood heard.
anyway i have no cookies for you to steal you weasel-eyed wolf-raised fiend i ate the last one yesterday
hii ;) (dies)
β anonymous (your FBI agent)
omg my fbi agent died i can do whatever the fuck i want for like a day until a new one gets assigned :DDDDD
springtide of blossoms, usher of blooms
I CAN HEAR MY BONES CREAKING AND SQUEAKING AS I MOVE
mah hair feels so shORT and flioppy and soft
and like when I run my hands thru it it ends wayyy to early
but it was for a good cause (no more TIGHT EAR-HURTING SWIMCAP THINGIES!)
my fingertips are like raccoon paws. they are the opposite of pink toe beans. they are stained black by pastels and no matter how hard I try, they always return to their forever crusty animal paw state hhhhhhhhhhhhh
my kneadable eraser looks so chewy....
....
:(
:(((((((
I WANNA CHEW ON ITTTTTTTTT BUT I DONT WANNA THROW UP LAETR
yayyy the fuckers stopped drowning themselves in my tea cuz the males die like 8 hours after they first fly/mate and all the females ended up who knows where
they're probably dead too to some extent because theres no dirt in this house :| and they lost their wings sooo that's one less way of getting out
hi. π /threat. /totally /hello.
to bbg.
heyyyyyyyyy (bbg) (threat)(:])(hehe)(wonder who this isβ¦β¦β¦β¦..hmmmmmmmmmm hmmm)