Sometimes Even The Villains Have Standards

Anyone else weirdly obsessed with pirates and ancient Egypt at the same time?

I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother

Neil Josten really spent his entire life on the run, then said “fuck it” just so he could shit talk a guy on TV. A true hater

jim from ofmd has me laying in my bed kicking my legs and twirling my hair every time they threaten to kill someone

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.

Quick q for all the love is blind contestants out there: what the hell do you tell your job when you leave for filming? “sorry boss person, I gotta take a couple weeks off. Yeah, I’m gonna get engaged to a random person I’ve never seen, but then I’ll be right back.” The hell???

"tryna strike a cord and its probably a minorrrrrrr" is in the history books now ft THE Serena Williams

to whoever is out there writing pj/hazel from bottoms on ao3… keep doing what you’re doing i love you