Me, fighting a yoga mom in the organic food market circa 2023: take your hand off that peach or I’ll vaccinate your children against polio
let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these
tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase
I don’t even watch euphoria, but I want all of the ladies to smooch me on the mouth
Washing down my melatonin with a coffee and my brain takes a screenshot
I actually think there should be more street justice at the Academy Awards, keeps you humble
original image below!
happy Thursday the 20th
Me after finishing episode 5 of Moon Knight:
Finally realizing I’ll be able to watch percabeth grow together and fall in love in a way faithful to the books. I’m gonna throw up
Spanish Jackie gives a whole new meaning to “I got your nose”
So basically a bunch of redditors decided to fuck around, unionized, and bought a bunch of Gamestop stock. This gave impressions it would do well, which caused other people to buy it and then more people to buy it, which drove the price higher and higher (from like $20 to $162 a share).
But there are lots of rich people and hedge funds who bet against Gamestop (pandemic and online downloads) and didn't account for redditors with a little bit of individual money unionizing and fucking around with them and their money, so the rich people are pissed at the poor people for behaving irresponsibly and making them lose money on their gamble.
(It's fine when the rich unionize and fuck us over, but not when we do it to them.)