This Post Was Inspired By Me Reading “Lol Also I Lied Again. Only One More Chapter Now To End The Story,

This post was inspired by me reading “Lol also I lied again. Only one more chapter now to end the story, I promise!” With 50k left to go. Like HAH that’s what YOU think! I however am from the all knowing mystical future and know better.

I love when I’m reading a fic and there’s an authors note saying something along the lines of “one chapter left!” “Gonna wrap this up soon!” And then I look and see that I’m literally less than halfway through an 80k fic. Muahaha you fucking thought! I feel like an all knowing oracle of the future. The author doesn’t even know what I do! They don’t know how The Muse is going to drag them along kicking and screaming for 30k longer than they anticipated. But I do!

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