BREAKING: Odysseus ‘War Crimes’ Laertiades, King of Ithaca, has issued a statement that he has given up on his moral compass. The moral compass in question is unknown. To quote the king, who once won a ten year long war by killing his enemies in their sleep, “I can’t afford to be merciful anymore”. Live updates at 9.
giorno has been on a one track mind of taking over the mafia since he was like 7 so theres just vast swatches of knowledge that he does not know about that would frankly be horrifying to the average person. But hes picks stuff up quickly and is also so good at bullshitting it that it borders on gaslighting
I don’t need to simply watch the show I need to stick my brain into the show so it can enter my mind directly
ethan hunt is actually a perfect protagonist because he’s a huge bitch, distractingly pretty, and divorced—which are all essential—but also he kind of wants to end it all but god won’t let him die, is in a situationship with his best friend who definitely would, is a rebecca ferguson simp, can never decide if he likes his hair to be long or short so he’s always growing it out and cutting it again, has more trauma packed into his tight little frame than should be possible, and is obsessed with always wearing a cute little jacket
Important.
You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled
Hit that.
Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern
Yes.
Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in
Tumblr will follow up and help them.
This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.
Back to our regularly scheduled daydream plot
@glockenballentourture yo
Boy heroically puts horse conditioner in princess’s hair without a moment’s hesitation
Two great 12th Doctor lines in a row..
“Don’t be lasagne.”
“I am the Doctor, and this is my spoon.”
Best thing about Doctor Who, and I mean this so genuinely, is the way it goes from ‘haunting Celtic folk mystery about death and penitence’ to ‘what if your group chat banter was so dire that your phone developed sentience and tried to kill you’
Erif (she/her)I like tv shows, dnd, movies, and video gamesAroace spec, and permanently confusedDeath Cab For Cutie is my favorite band
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