Erifoe - Erif’s Musing

BREAKING: Odysseus ‘War Crimes’ Laertiades, King of Ithaca, has issued a statement that he has given up on his moral compass. The moral compass in question is unknown. To quote the king, who once won a ten year long war by killing his enemies in their sleep, “I can’t afford to be merciful anymore”. Live updates at 9.

giorno has been on a one track mind of taking over the mafia since he was like 7 so theres just vast swatches of knowledge that he does not know about that would frankly be horrifying to the average person. But hes picks stuff up quickly and is also so good at bullshitting it that it borders on gaslighting

I don’t need to simply watch the show I need to stick my brain into the show so it can enter my mind directly

ethan hunt is actually a perfect protagonist because he’s a huge bitch, distractingly pretty, and divorced—which are all essential—but also he kind of wants to end it all but god won’t let him die, is in a situationship with his best friend who definitely would, is a rebecca ferguson simp, can never decide if he likes his hair to be long or short so he’s always growing it out and cutting it again, has more trauma packed into his tight little frame than should be possible, and is obsessed with always wearing a cute little jacket

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YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

Back to our regularly scheduled daydream plot

@glockenballentourture yo

Boy heroically puts horse conditioner in princess’s hair without a moment’s hesitation

Two great 12th Doctor lines in a row..

“Don’t be lasagne.”

“I am the Doctor, and this is my spoon.”

Best thing about Doctor Who, and I mean this so genuinely, is the way it goes from ‘haunting Celtic folk mystery about death and penitence’ to ‘what if your group chat banter was so dire that your phone developed sentience and tried to kill you’