Me When Characters Are So Blinded By Hate And Anger And Revenge That They Destroy Themselves Pursuing

fourteen getting the zoomies when he saw the new tardis interior was a classic doctor autism moment i loved it

the first best thing you could do for your main character is make her a middle aged woman of color. the second best thing you could do for your main character is make her often and consistently horny on main. the third best thing you could do for your main character is introduce a sexy annoying guy for her to manhandle. the fourth best thing you can do for your main character is let her have pirate demon sex. the fifth best thin-

no one:

literally not a single person in castle black:

sam and jon, within hours of knowing each other: here is my tragic backstory. oh my god our tragic backstories are narrative parallels. are we best friends? i think yes.

still love him tho ❤️😜

Don’t get me started on my Anime List

LITERALLY

You are amazing for making a fic oh my gosh

when the d!ckheads fandom only has like one fic on ao3 (that isn’t even ABOUT the characters) so you get the urge to just do everything yourself and make a fic.

and then that urge wins and you’ve just spent a good amount of time making a fic.

(definitely not talking about myself.)

Actually making your selfinsert overpowered and friends with all your faves and a hybrid of the coolest species and in a relationship with your crush and the long lost sibling of the villain is called having fun and its cool as fuck

ROBERT PATTINSON as BATMAN: