Fourteen Getting The Zoomies When He Saw The New Tardis Interior Was A Classic Doctor Autism Moment I

Imagining trying to explain Goncharov to a non internet person. Well it's a homoerotic 1970s film about a Russian-Italian mafia that never existed. People are adding bits of canon on according to their own tastes like it's arthuriana. It came from a shoe.

LMAO

Your honor, I see no lies here.

This is so incredibly accurate

today i offer you: a scientific comparison

Gonna send a bird with a note tied on it it’s the only best option

@zooterscooter @erifoe i can't get to my fucking dms anymore because tumblr is convinced i haven't verified my email even though i did so if you have something funny send a telegram or something idk

the first best thing you could do for your main character is make her a middle aged woman of color. the second best thing you could do for your main character is make her often and consistently horny on main. the third best thing you could do for your main character is introduce a sexy annoying guy for her to manhandle. the fourth best thing you can do for your main character is let her have pirate demon sex. the fifth best thin-

Every Doctor Who fan after watching Dot and Bubble:

ballister in the comics: that bastard blew my arm off fifteen years ago and never apologized because he's self centered piece of shit who can't admit he's an asshole. I will never give him the satisfaction of getting over it. FUCK people (ambrosiuses) who do you wrong and then think they can just wait you out till it's fine and somehow you're the petty one.

ballister in the movie:✨ambrosius✨ chopped my arm off two days ago. don't be judgemental it was complicated™️. my boyfriend, who is sensitive, was only doing what he was trained to do. he's probably traumatized 🥺.

still love him tho ❤️😜

Here’s what I got lmao

But what did you get???

i made another quiz because it’s fun! this one will tell you what type of kid u were