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Great idea!! I'll try to make this smau tomorrow <3

Hi! It's me again, hope you don't mind 😊

How do you think the jjk men would react when they see their partner cook for the first time and they appear to be horrible with their own safety? Like, their partner made them food quite often and it was tasty every time, but when they actually see their partner with a knife, chopping veggies or something, they break out in cold sweat worrying over how they hold it etc. Who freaks out the most I wonder? Who will ban their partner from the kitchen? 🤭

Again, please feel free doing whatever you want with this, if it's your opinion or a story, I don't mind either way.

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Okay so I'll order the men from least panicy to most

Satoru: he'd joke around about your skills but will genuinely snatch the knife away and just offer to order takeout

Suguru: A bit like Satoru, but he wouldn't joke, just scold you in a gentle manner about safety in the kitchen, will offer to help you learn how to chop things properly

Toji: 'Yer a grown ass woman but dunno how to chop properly? Jesus, mama." Is what he would say at the sight. With Toji, I feel like he would remove the knife from your hold and adjust it so you're holding it properly. Then, he'd just stand behind you, guiding your chops like he's Remi from Ratatouille

Sukuna: surprised he made it this high up? Well, sukuna wouldn't be fussing over you like a stereotypical boyfriend would. No, he'd be worried in his own manners. He would make fun of how you chop things in the kitchen and how 'silly humans can't do anything right' but will also drag you away from the kitchen and have Uraume cook from now on. And if you really want to cook again, then you're only allowed to with Uraume watching

Nanami: Yes, this man worries, but he's not overbearing with it. He would've noticed early on in your relationship how you chopped things up. He even saved you from slicing your fingers off one time by stopping your ministrations on the cucumber you were slicing up. He would then proceed to show you how it's done and teach you how to do it with no risks of danger

Choso: Oh, this poor boy will be worrying the MOST. He's seen you cook before, but he's always thought that what you did was the normal and safe way, so when he was watching a cooking show one day and the chefs there said to NOT hold your knife the way you did as to prevent injuries, he bursted into the kitchen and put you on a kitchen ban. But since no one else knew how to cook in the house, the ban was quickly upheld, but Choso did make you watch tutorials with him

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Summer mornings

A/N: Established relationship, fem!reader, Sukuna calls reader 'wife', not proofread

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It was a peaceful summer morning.

The birds were chirping, the sun shone bright, and the breeze was refreshing. It truly was, the perfect morning.

Your eyes fluttered open, adjusting to the light that was in the room. You sat up on the bed and stretched out your arms while letting out a yawn. "Goodmorning, Ryo!" You chirped while looking down at the towering figure of your husband laying on his side. His lower set of eyes opened first before he opened all of them, looking up at you.

The King of Curses clicked his tongue before his lower left hand went to grip your waist and pull you back down on the tatami mat

"It's too early for your chirping, wife."

The curse grumbled while his arms snaked around your form, keeping you close to his muscled frame. You looked up at your salmon haired husband, giving him a look to which he let out a huff and mumbled

"Good morning to you too, I s'pose."

A content smile creeped on your lips as you nodded in satisfaction, kissing his cheek before snuggling up closer to him.

Sukuna traced mindless patterns on your flesh, lost in the feeling of keeping you close and taking in your warmth and scent.

But not even a couple seconds later, and the door to your chambers burst open, followed by the giggling of a maniac. In the doorway stood your 6 year old twin boys, Hisota and Ryu.

Both of your children had 2 pairs of arms and eyes like their father, but they inherited your hair and eye color. Ryu, the youngest twin and the one who blasted the door off let out a joyful squeal as he ran to your side and jumped onto the tatami mat

"Mama! Mama! Goodmorning!"

Ryu got on his tippy toes to lean over and kiss your cheek. Meanwhile, Hisota, the more calmer twin, walked over to your bedside and kissed your cheek aswell

"Morning, mama."

Your husband let out a groan as he sat up on the bed, looking down at his spawns

"Oi, you little brats, it's too damn early for your nonsen-"

Sukuna's complaining was cut short as his youngest son threw a pillow into his face

"Move, dada! Is my turn now!"

Ryu, ever the little troublemaker, squeezed himself between you and Sukuna before hugging your side. Hisota climbed onto the bed as well, laying on top of you and hugging your stomach. You smiled down at your boys, kissing the tops of their heads as your heart swelled with your love for them

"Good morning Ryu, good morning Hisota."

Meanwhile, Sukuna removed the pillow from his face, gritting his teeth as he grabbed Ryu's ankle and dangled the boy upside down infront of him

"You little brat, I'll show you what happens with little boys who misbehave-"

Suddenly, Sukuna felt something digging into his skin. The King of Curses looked down at his own ankle. There, he saw his older son, Hisota, digging his teeth into it

The pink haired demon grabbed the boy's head and held him up in the air, a scoff leaving his lips

"You little brats, first you steal y'r mother from me, and now you betray y'r own father? Scandalous. I should've eaten you two the moment you left your mother's womb."

While Sukuna was scolding the twins, you got up from the bed and smacked his chest before taking Hisota and Ryu from his grasp

"You're being mean to them, 'Kuna."

Your husband frowned at that, crossing all four of his arms

"Me? Mean? I can show them how 'mean' their father can be."

You rolled your eyes at that, standing on your toes to kiss the corner of his mouth

"Don't be ridiculous. Now, time for breakfast."

The King of Curses let out a sigh before reluctantly picking Ryu up with his two left arms, leaving room to hold your free hand while looking down and kissing your forehead

"Hmph, fine then, wife."

However, Sukuna couldn't even properly kiss you before Ryu and Hisota both pointed their little fingers at their father and cried out

"EWWW!! DADA GAVE MAMA COOTIES!!"

"GOD DAMN IT YOU LITTLE BRATS-"

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Gojo Dating headcanons

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Choso dating headcanons

TW: fluff, choso being a cutie patootie, mention of insecurities from Choso's side and possible grammar errors

A/N: guys pls send requests for oneshots, headcanons, LITERALLY ANYTHING!!!!!

Okay so if you ever manage to get in a relationship with him, congrats! You're his first ever girlfriend :))!

He's inexperienced (obviously) with relationships :(( he's trying to be the best boyfriend he can be for you!!!

He gets all of his dating advice from Yuij.

Yuij once told him that humans like it when their partner gifts them flowers. So the next day you got a gigantic bouquet of different kinds of flowers, because the poor bby didnt know which type you liked, on your front door with a handwritten letter from Choso <33

Sweet boy has a whole love confession written there, saying how he misses you so much whole he's on his mission, promising he'll take you out to see Human Earthworm 4 :)) (Yuiji's suggestion!)

His favorite thing to do with you is taking walks while you tell him about your day. He likes how excited you can get when you see something cute.

I feel like his little pigtails are like cat ears, so when someone (you) calls his name, then his pigtails will turn upwards

He's really clingy, if you leave the bed to use the bathroom, he'll be pouting and clawing at the door, asking you to let him in to make sure no bathroom curses get you!

Sometimes he gets insecure about the fact he's a curse :(((( so you need to give him many reassurance smooches on his face to make him feel better <3

He sometimes brings Yuij over to hangout with the both of you!

One time you took him to get icecream, and he complained about it being too cold..

If you're not there to cuddle w/ him in bed, he cuddles one of your plushies bc your warmth and fragrance still lingers on it :(((

He likes it when you play w/ his hair <3 He'd also love to do your hair!!

If you have a skincare routine, he tries to help and memorize your routine so he can do it for you if you're ever too tired to do it!

That's all, thank you for reading till the end <33!!

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Gojo as your bf headcanons!

Includes: fluff, lots and lots of fluff, Gojo being silly, mention of having kids and possible spelling errors

So let's start off with how you two lovelies meet :)! You're probably a new teacher who got transferred from the sister schoo Kyoto to Tokyo because of your skill and prowess as a Jujutsu sorcerer. While principal Yaga gives you a tour of the school, you meet the strongest sorcerer, Gojo Satoru. He'd get all into your personal space, getting a good look at you before a smile crept up onto his face, greeting you with an enthusiastic smile.

"Hey, heey! You're the new teacher from Kyoto, right?~ Welcome to Tokyo!~ You know me as Gojo Satoru, the strongest, what's your name, newbie?"

Before you could properly introduce yourself, Yaga gave Gojo a good smack on the head, telling him to stop bothering you and act a bit more professional.

While Yaga started walking to continue the tour, you looked at Gojo who gave you a sheepish smile.

"Heeey, I still didn't get your name!"

You laughed and told him your name was L/N Y/N, which earned you a toothy grin from Gojo

"L/N.. I like that name! Say, do you wanna get a bite during lunch? My treat~"

And that's how it kinda all started!

let's just say that ever since you began working at the Tokyo school, the students started to absolutely adore you! Especially Nobara and Yuiji find you absolutely awsome! Megumi found you quite the Jujustu Sorcerer, though he didn't really let it show.

Okay, onto the actual headcanons lolsies

Gojo randomly barges into your office at whatever time. Either telling you about the latest gossip, bringing you mochi he bought from the sweetshop, or to complain about the higher-ups. He somehow always finds a way to be near you and spend time with you instead of doing his paperwork.

He likes to try out different foods with you! Whenever the food is too spicy, he'll give it to you wether you can handle spicy foods or not. (If you can't handle spicy food, you'll both be burning your tongues)

We all know Gojo is too rich for his own good, so what's a better solution then to let his amazing partner spend his money! Whether you use it for clothes, shoes, accessories, vehicles, hobbies, etc.. He doesn't care, as long as his pretty/handsome baby is happy, he is too!

He totally pranked you once by picking you up in his arms and flying with you in the air when you were still asleep.

He really likes playing with your hair! Sometimes he makes little braids in your hair (or atleast tries to) when you guys are just chilling in the comfort of your home.

He'd be totally down to wear matching outfits/shirts with you!

When you're both seperated because one (or both) of you are on a mission, he totally spam texts/calls you at any given moment. Sometimes even when he's fighting! (He is the strongest after all!)

Would be totally down to put a ring on your finger and make you Mr/Mrs/Mx Gojo Satoru

DEFINETLY wants kids, like he wants an army of babies that look like him and you!! His heart melts at the thought of it :((

If you can't get kids then he's always down for adoption! But if you don't wan't kids then you two can always adopt a few cats/dogs :)

Totally NOT a morning person, you seriously gotta drag him out of bed bc his ass is NOT MOVING (unless you're not a morning person either, then you're both stuck n late)

Ya these were the headcanons, thank you for reading to the end!~

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Well if the fluff side wins you need to write the most fluffiest, wholesome smau you can muster up to prove you're not mean😣!! (not forcing ofc pookie you need to rest too 😔😔)