Regulus Gets Jealous. Yes.

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a fluffy modern au domestic jegulus raising harry fic that's all sweet and nice but the last chapter ends with "but the lamp starts looking weird" and it ends with flashes of canon as regulus sinks further down into the murky water of the cave

My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

i can’t believe i started reading tgk when 22 chapters were posted and everyone (myself included) thought james was gone for good and now he’s slapping reg’s ass, that’s hilarious

i just feel like no matter what the circumstances are or what universe they’re in, james potter is the type of man to slap regulus on the ass

how to write a plot twist:

surprise your readers!

surprise yourself because you have no idea what’s going to happen next either.

“you’re a writer, can you explain your process?” yes. first, i panic. then i procrastinate. then, in a fit of productivity at 3 a.m., i create chaos.

You, every night.

to all the marauders fans out there ... october is among us once more.

Regulus being interrogated(?) by Voldemort:

Voldy: on a spiel about something

Regulus: Hey Tom?

Voldy: *pauses*

Regulus *while smirking*: Riddle me this..

(I thought of this while I was reading Anti-hero by @rweoutofthewoods (love the fic by the way!) and I was on chapter 26, Battle of Hogwarts, where Voldy and Death Eaters find out Reg is alive and they are talking)

This is how I found out who won. At 7 am. It was not fun. I did cry.