[Insert Any Joke About Regulus And Water Here]

i love the 'regulus gets hit with the de-aging magic' fluff fics but i need a fic where james is hit with the spell or accidentally drinks a potion. the cutest, happiest something four-years-old running after his friends on his chubby legs, so eager to hear about all the mischief they get up to at the big age of seventeen. he collects all sorts of flowers and scurries off to regulus in the great hall, climbing onto the spot beside him and proudly presenting them, totally unaware that they're the very same flowers he keeps leaving before his door in secret. will pout and latch onto regulus when sirius tries to bring him back to the common room, unashamedly climbing reg and wrapping himself around his neck like a petulant koala all >:'[ tear-fogged glasses

harry potter’s dead dad and sirius black’s little brother take up too much space in my head to be normal or healthy

"We were teenagers in a war and it seemed so dreadfully romantic - star crossed lovers. A Death Eater and an Order Member, heir to the Blacks and a half blood werewolf. It was never real. It couldn't be, I was in love with his brother–" Remus sighed, a long exhale of breath as he looked off into space, "I still visit his grave, sometimes. Narcissa has been there a few times. We never spoke. She was… unexpectedly respectful, from the first time she saw me there."

james probably says “thank you god for this meal” before going down on regulus idk

fanfic writers are so fucking awesome man. they write novel length fics that are sometimes even better than some published bestselling books written by professional writers. like fanfic writers are professional writers to me and they gift us their masterpieces for free. they give us something we can look forward to after a long day. something from which we can seek comfort when life is hard. something that can be our own little getaway. in a world of capitalism, despite everything, they give us all of these for free. like holy fuck. shout out to every fanfic writer. I wish all fanfic writers a very ‘I love you with all my heart and soul. I thank you from the bottom of my heart’

This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.

Should I do a college au or an underage student/teacher situation?

went to a party full of gay people and one person started talking about the marauders and everyone in the vicinity turned around and gasped “YOU KNOW THE FUCKING MARAUDERS?”

it felt like a fever dream, everyone was like “ofc” and started yapping about fanfiction and their favourite characters

sluttiest thing a man can do is be Regulus Black

The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol