Me: *writes An Amazing Chapter*

james probably says “thank you god for this meal” before going down on regulus idk

It might take me a bit, but I'm going to try and write it.

i need james yelling yippee the first time regulus takes his pants off

selectively mute regulus because of trauma. he saw what being loud did to sirius, so he chose to stay silent, not even a whisper at night.

james who's CODA, seeing him talking in sign language with sirius as they get to the train, and going immediately to him to present himself, and just starting to ramble endlessly, hands moving as fast as lightning, sometimes even babbling from excitement.

regulus just stares at him, it's the first time someone has been that excited from just meeting him. it's so unfamiliar and an insane contrast from how he gets treated at home. it's endearing, and james doesn't stop, goes from one topic to another and asks a million questions.

it's so endearing and bizarre that regulus let's out a little laugh, and it definitely sounds weird, voice raspy and almost gone from years of not using it, but it's still a whisper of a laugh, barely there but loud enough to hear. something he hasn't done in so long he's surprised he can even manage to remember how to do it.

he stops it immediately.

james thinks it's his life mission to hear it again.

Crimson Rivers core

Regulus: I’ll kill you

James: You want to fuck me sooo bad

Regulus:*pulls out a knife*

James:

Regulus being interrogated(?) by Voldemort:

Voldy: on a spiel about something

Regulus: Hey Tom?

Voldy: *pauses*

Regulus *while smirking*: Riddle me this..

(I thought of this while I was reading Anti-hero by @rweoutofthewoods (love the fic by the way!) and I was on chapter 26, Battle of Hogwarts, where Voldy and Death Eaters find out Reg is alive and they are talking)

sluttiest thing a man can do is be Regulus Black

the B in RAB stands for bomb ass pussy

I can't entirely deny this, James would 100% agree

I forget more often than I would care to admit that not everyone headcanons Regulus as trans. I was reading a fic and was like "Aww Regulus got bottom surgery."

Girl-