The Bitches Traumatized By Saltburn Would Never Survive The Fics In My Ao3 History

can't let the gang know i fw moonwater

do you ever re-read your own wips like 'damn the bitch that wrote this oughta finish it'

ao3 should have a new button for exquisite fanfic called 'i can't believe it's not canon!'

(wasn't tagged, but have fun!)

Starting a chain!! With this quiz and this Picrew.

Tagging: @tuff-ponyboy @veggiesforpresident @sleeplessgreaser @fishfishfishfishfishfishfish1 @literallyhim0 @cadesblade @tigergirlpaya @arieshasbrainrot57 and anyone else who wants to do this.

I feel like "star crossed lovers: meant to meet but not to last" for canon Jegulus, would be absolutely disastrous for me. But I would 100% read it.

sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said "we'll allow it because it's hot."

David Tennant would fully approve the cuntefication of Barty crouch Jr

He was a perfect casting, but at what cost?

Regulus being interrogated(?) by Voldemort:

Voldy: on a spiel about something

Regulus: Hey Tom?

Voldy: *pauses*

Regulus *while smirking*: Riddle me this..

(I thought of this while I was reading Anti-hero by @rweoutofthewoods (love the fic by the way!) and I was on chapter 26, Battle of Hogwarts, where Voldy and Death Eaters find out Reg is alive and they are talking)

What sound like a good fanfic title for Regulus raising Harry (after James/Jily dies)?