Why Am I Smiling Like An Idiot While Looking At My Phone In Public?

They made Leorio so likeable only for him to disappear half the time . Where’s my slim thick rich but humble and has tons of bitches king when I need him

I've started reading "The Blood Runs Stale" by @notantherwritingblog and one thing that absolutely stuck with me was the image of Hisoka with a pink gel roller :')))

Anyway, enjoy some... Casual Hisoka? His normal hair is so hard to draw so yeah, I'm just straight up lazy :'D

So I’ve seen some people redraw the opening stills and have been wanting to do my own version for a while. I didn’t actually start until I decided to make this the worst thing ever.

They didn’t all quite turn out as well as I would’ve liked them to, but regardless of that I laughed way too much as I put this together.

Individual frames: http://nanisnart.tumblr.com/post/134208853269/for-those-that-wanted-a-closer-look-without-having

Same Keith, same.

Leorio: i need you to do this! We are running out of time!

Kurapika: No it’d be against my moral compass

Leorio: your fucking moral compass is a ROULETTE WHEEL

Killua: Wait - are you flirting with me?

Gon: Have been for the past two years but thanks for noticing

http://ms-filou.deviantart.com/art/APH-2p-America-Your-son-calls-me-daddy-too-599907588

He went from the Badboy to a “Your son calls me daddy too”-Guy. I approve! 

for one of my favorite blogs, @hetalia-2p-headcanons

Random collection of incorrect HxH Quotes part 2

I'm still in the hospital and I can't sleep, so take more of these~

Biscuit: While I’m gone, Gon , you’re in charge.

Gon: Yes!!!

Biscuit, whispering: Killua, you’re secretly in charge.

Killua: Obviously.

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Killua: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Killua and Gon, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Leorio : Our turn, Kurapika! One, two, three- vanilla!

Kurapika, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

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Gon: I told Killua his ears flush when he lies.

Biscuit: Why?

Gon: Look.

Gon: Hey Killua ! Do you love me?

Killua , covering his ears: No.

Biscuit:

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Kurapika: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise

Leorio: I beg to differ

Kurapika: Then Beg

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Kurapika: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Leorio: You're like 15 years old

Kurapika: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

(and that's on emperor time)

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Machi: It’s dark in here

Hisoka: Don’t worry dear, I got this~♠️

Hisoka: *Stomps their feet*

Hisoka: *Skechers light up*

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Killua: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Gon: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Leorio?

Leorio: Probably “road work ahead”.

Kurapika: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Killua: What does 'take out' mean?

Gon: Food.

Kurapika : Dating

Hisoka: Murder~♦️

Leorio: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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Hisoka: You kill people for money?~♠️

Illumi: I can explain.

Hisoka: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump.~❤️